Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
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Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
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Top comments
socialproduct 19
I'm usually more embarrassed about admitting that I ate at McDonald's than I am about what I order.
Qandol 26
Two double cheeseburger isn't that much for two people. Specially from McDonald's.
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Comments (76)
sparkledoge 29
Why bother with that ? When i feel like eating 2 double cheeseburgers i just order them and eat them and if i'm still hungry after that i'll just order some more food without caring about what people might think. It's not that big of a deal if it's only once in a while.
jcash52426 5
Who cares how much you ordered. It's super hot out right now if anyone question you then just say it's to hot to cook this is my lunch and dinner or tell whoever is questioning you to mind ghere own business
slavka012 11
Guys, op is absolutely right about feeling guilty over eating garbage meal, so I don't understand why is everyone is like "relax, dude, its OK to eat shit food, go ahead, I eat shit all the time too!" That's messed up. Op, wtf. No one is forcing you, so it can't be neither FML nor ydi. It's your life, so don't be stupid and don't eat shit, at least not double portion of it at once.
hoosierholla 17
OP can eat whatever they please, it literally doesn't affect you at all.
InfiniteSunshine 32
You sound like one of those over the top health nuts. What if the OP merely had a burger cooked at home, would you still be criticizing, or is it just cause of the place they got it from? Ever heard of the term, "everything in moderation." Sure, it's bad if you eat shitty everyday, but once in a while, it won't hurt you. If you introduced your body to a variety of foods, and some things only once in a while, your metabolism will be more capable of handling it and better able to work it off.
sparkledoge 29
Okay guys listen ! Bread, steak, cheese and pickles all separated are okay and healthy but hell if you eat it all together it's junk food and it's so bad !!! Or is it because it's McDonald's and you're the type who thinks a salad isn't healthy if it comes from McDonald's ? Duurrrr mcdonal's is evil and it makes people fat, burgers are devil food, every fastfood restaurant is shit, if you give soda to your kids at their bday party you're a bad parent and you're the cause of diabetes.
slavka012 11
#35 if your criteria for everything is "does it affect you" then piss off, you should not be here at all. What I wrote does not affect you at all, so just move along.
slavka012 11
#50, you can eat as much McFood as you like, I don't care. I mean, you don't so why should I? OP, unlike you, came here feeling bad for making poor food choices. So telling him "it's all right bro, we all eat shit" like you do, is stupid. Salad from McD is loaded with FAT (dressing). and please don't compare homemade burger with McD that is just preposterous.
GeeThatSucks 9
slavaka, you're being a cyber bully and you're ruining people's days. please stop posting on this site and go reevaluate your life.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Except your behavior does effect people, you're being judgmental and rude. That hurts people, so we're allowed to call you out on it.
HighRevolver 17
I'm lucky, in the town I live in a Chick Fil A opened up across the street from the McDonalds
bazookajoey 27
As somebody who was previously a cashier for 5 years let me tell you this, we honestly don't care if you're eating alone. We see 100s of customers a day and we forget about you the minute you walk away. Next time just order the food the way you like it OP
Odin1624 12
You deserve it, whether you want to lose weight or not , McDonalds is never a good option for food
ZirePhoenix 10
they don't care. i walk in and order 4 fillet o fishes.
lizt 22
Psh just last night I had a cheeseburger, Big Mac large order of fries with chocolate milkshake be proud you eat!
AverageDayGamer 8
Last time I went to McDonalds, I got 4 Mcdoubles, a large frys and a large coke. Welcome to america.
Scootythedog 17
So? They're small burgers and it's not like you ordered 8.