Anonymous
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Dangling
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
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Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Qwerty
Australia
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
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what is wrong with people
Collector's delight
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Top comments
Laphog 17
**** the couch/ chair's life that he sat on top of while doing that. Seriously , the LIVING ROOM?!
WeirdUS 30
I look forward to the inevitable FML of the boyfriend posting about how much it hurt to yank out ball hairs with tweezers. Use rubbing alcohol the sterilize the tweezers and then open up a bottle of your favorite whiskey to use for brain bleach.
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WeirdUS 30
I look forward to the inevitable FML of the boyfriend posting about how much it hurt to yank out ball hairs with tweezers. Use rubbing alcohol the sterilize the tweezers and then open up a bottle of your favorite whiskey to use for brain bleach.
Laphog 17
**** the couch/ chair's life that he sat on top of while doing that. Seriously , the LIVING ROOM?!
ArcaneBullshit 21
Time to invest in some new tweezers, and maybe a label maker so this doesn't happen again
kangx1 28
Who plucks their balls?! I don't know if I'm just a pussy but my balls are the one thing i would NEVER pluck that pain would be so unbearable.
sasquatchius 3
I do when I'm bored, just pluck em out one at a time. It's not that painful.
TheAprilWitch 22
I wouldn't mind. I'd just rinse them with alcohol or something like that and no big deal.
usnwife 18
Yup, tweezers wouldnt bug me. But the couch in the living room would!!
Midnitethud 3
The tweezers, or his balls?
money2g 7
Your boyfriend must have balls of steel if he can pluck the hairs off them, like seriously wtf. I can't even imagine torturing myself that way.
torrea 19
That's nasty, on the couch? I'd make him buy me a new couch.
kirkaygri 18
Gonna buy a new bed when they f*** on it, too? It's just hair and it's all over your house.
species4872 20
He's not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant pluckers son, he's only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes.
False_Stupidity 42
It's all hair, maybe just sterilise the tweezers, but unless he is leaving said hairs all over the couch then it's no big issue.
Aiden89 23
That's rather pluckuelar.