Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
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Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
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Top comments
socialproduct 19
I'm usually more embarrassed about admitting that I ate at McDonald's than I am about what I order.
Qandol 26
Two double cheeseburger isn't that much for two people. Specially from McDonald's.
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Comments (76)
evococa 8
And what's wrong with getting two burgers? O_o
LaxBro1215 6
How do FMLs like this get posted
joshey0625 3
Um, I usually go to mcdonalds and order the $15 box (4 cheeseburgers, 4 species, and 20 chicken nuggets) and I eat all that my self and I'm only 150 lbs. pretty sure you're fine ordering 2 double cheeseburgers, OP.
kashers 11
Mcdonald burgers are terribly miniscule nowadays.. Not your fault. I could eat three in a sitting!
nodai 13
I literally work at McD's and there is always someone more gross than you so don't worry xD
anlong93 9
75, if I knew they stayed warm and delicious, I would totally send you some cheeseburgers.
PhysDoc 2
Don't worry about it; I'll always ask for two double cheeseburgers, and if I'm very hungry, three!
brendejafulable 41
as a former fast food employee, no one even cares. people order way more than just two burgers. and even if it were more food than someone should eat in one sitting, I'm sure they would thing you were indeed ordering for one person. no one there really cares about how much you may or may not eat.
TheHcwalker 20
It's McDonald's, they don't care
8djht8 19
Everyone eating at McDonald's is a whale basically by going there you have no shame so just if you're gonna go get like three meals because its the same thing anyway.