Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
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Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
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Top comments
socialproduct 19
I'm usually more embarrassed about admitting that I ate at McDonald's than I am about what I order.
Qandol 26
Two double cheeseburger isn't that much for two people. Specially from McDonald's.
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0FsGiven 8
If you want an option you don't feel embarrassed about ordering, the southwest salad is pretty good, and you can get extra chicken to make it even more filling. If not, to hell with what they think! You're the only one living in your body, you're the one dealing with the consequences of how good or bad you treat your body. Nobody else matters that much, certainly not a total stranger!
learntoteach 10
As someone who used to work in food, we don't care. You don't need to pretend to order things. If you want two burgers, buy two burgers.
PapiiChuloo 4
I can assure you that 8/10 fast food workers could care less about what you order or who its for. Unless its a super big order or not the ordinary order.
StateOfEuphoria 17
You shouldn't be embarrassed, OP. Everytime I go to McDonald's, I order a Mcdouble, a Hot&Spicy, a large fry and a drink. I had worked almost 2 years at a burger king, no one is judging you as you order your food. there are so many people who come through. all they're worried about is getting the food out to the correct customers. so don't stress it, love!
Ramsdell97 12
Two double cheeseburgers isn't even that much from McDonalds lol, I'm small af and I could eat them by myself.
jvanevery 19
stop doing shit like that nobody cares if you eat two double cheeseburgers it's 50 calories anyway
HarshTruth 2
I work at a fast food place, and I can honestly say that the workers don't care about what you order...
silmisstar 23
I want to say it's dumb and that your order is probably something none of the workers would ever remember... But one time I went to el pollo loco and got a burrito and salad and felt bad so instead of getting one large soda I got two small sodas that weren't the same haha
prettygurl89 16
I usually get two separate orders so they'll think I'm ordering for someone else too
simplysarcastics 26
I've ordered two burgers before... No shame in my game lol. I get super hungry sometimes. Maybe I wanna save the other one for later? It's okay op