Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
0 to 100mph real quick
Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
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shanemaximo 7
Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.
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Comments (164)
eva_baby25 4
I miss having my boobs not the weight tho. Sucks ass
Toxzik 0
Stop eating too much shit and work out.
AhmandahAnarchy 5
YDI There is always a way to get thinner. It's not like you wake up and you are suddenly 250 pounds from being 108 pounds the day before. And it is definately not like youre chained to a wall being force fed.
desireev 18
51- You do know that obesity is a hereditary thing, right? You do know that there are thyroid disorders causing obesity, right? You do know that there are 50 million legitimate reasons,(diseases, disorders, cancers, etc...), that could be causing OPs obesity, right? I am a very thin woman. I wear a size 3 in juniors jeans. But obesity runs in my family. My mother, sister, grandmother, great grandmother, etc.., are all obese. It is all caused from a slow-working thyroid gland that, unfortunately, is hereditary. My mother has worked out at the gym 4 times a week for the last 15 years and cannot lose weight. Meanwhile, fucktards like you have caused my sister severe depression. Because everyone says the same thing your dumbass said! Now she is in a mental health hospital with thoughts of suicide.. Because of shitty people like you! Think before you talk! Bitch!
desireev 18
Just because you think being obese is easy to deal with doesn't mean it is! Have you ever been fat?! Probably not, judging by your picture. You get to strut around in shorty shorts and show off how thin you are while many people are sitting in their house crying because no matter how hard they try, they can't look like you! Don't be so judgmental! Karma will catch up with you one day.. You better hope that karma won't make you a fat, overweight, obese bitch!
AhmandahAnarchy 5
*you're and 41, that excuse is invalid. Ever heard of a treadmill or sit ups? And it's as easy as taking the stairs instead of the elevator.
exzaclee 3
Pics or it didn't happen.
SamCat 21
op obviously doesn't have an illness, otherwise she would've blame it on that. Maybe this new set of boobs will motivate you to lose weight and love yourself a little more. Heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, cholesterol etc. are no joking matter. Good luck OP :)
TheLoneWandererX 2
I smell a wasteland abomination I keed i keed...but seriously
Calyx_fml 22
You should get nipple tattoos
chels1994 11
Well now that you notice, do something about it
freakypundit 4
Yay, an extra pair!