Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
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motoikkyu 13
My most sincere sympathy, I had this situation with yellow-jackets outside my front door a year ago and those stings are awful! I'm writing to encourage you to visit your home-supply or hardware store: I had never had this problem before so I was unaware that there are now sprays for hornet and yellow-jacket nests that you can use from 20-30 feet away! It was great executing those stinging bastards from far off, very therapeutic.
spinspinsugar 12
we just moved into my in laws house and we just dealt with a wasp issue.... I'm terrified of those ******* so I feel for ya
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motoikkyu 13
My most sincere sympathy, I had this situation with yellow-jackets outside my front door a year ago and those stings are awful! I'm writing to encourage you to visit your home-supply or hardware store: I had never had this problem before so I was unaware that there are now sprays for hornet and yellow-jacket nests that you can use from 20-30 feet away! It was great executing those stinging bastards from far off, very therapeutic.
spinspinsugar 12
we just moved into my in laws house and we just dealt with a wasp issue.... I'm terrified of those ******* so I feel for ya
MaleficusTheUnsung 16
How did the one on ur desk die is the real question lmao