Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
0 to 100mph real quick
Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
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shanemaximo 7
Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.
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Comments (164)
emma21marie 0
That's disgusting bro
stompic 2
check it out: programmo-nutrition.com it's good for ya !
sneakypete83 0
over 2000 fat people think your life sucks.
victoriakarsynn 0
When they sag you can cram them down ur pants to make your ass look bigger..
sarahbear992 6
fat cow...lose some weight!
kerriic 0
I think you shouldn't be such a c u n t. It'll come back an bite you in the ass one day. Also, your face may not be as fat as a cows, but it's definitely as long. Is that maybe a birth defect? :o too bad you can't fix that like this girl can fix being overweight. :) By the way, you need to do something with that awful hair, what the hell is going on with your bang there bud? Kinda makes you look like a cow.
kei1108 13
So do something about it. :)
yaoifreak 8
O-Wow THATS .....SEXY!!!!!
MyWorldAway 0
GROSS. IM A NURSE AND I FIND THAT DISGUSTING EAT AWAY
vhivfe 3
Watch an episode of How i Met Your Mother called Trilogy Time and you'll feel better about yourself. Barney Stinson likes back boobs
jep00 8
Haha fat ass