Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
0 to 100mph real quick
Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
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shanemaximo 7
Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.
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Comments (164)
muzy 23
I had no idea that this was even possible o.O
akallaan 7
Damn! Baby got back, front... And side to side
kamikrazy 6
I'm kind of a dumb-arse with nothing useful to offer. Oh god, someone please love me.
agm77 9
Then why would you comment?
hellbilly205 17
IRONY!
LoveMay 10
15- then don't comment … -.-
amypatel21 2
Lame ;)
Clamcreepy 7
I advise you to get your self a membership for a gym so you can get "back" in shape.
Zaros_fml 24
D'awww, that was just awful. Very nice.
amypatel21 2
Lame:)
Clamcreepy 7
98 - that was a lame comment
thatsvintage 6
What you did there, I see it. How clever.
Sumo69 9
Now you're shopping for two when you're buying bras lol
Sumo69 9
Make wish I had two penises
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Fingers crossed for a buy one get one free sale!
EvilCupcake8361 9
Hush
DrMime 10
"I'm not fat, my body is just covered in boobs!" "...So much boobs..."
biggestfan23 11
Goddamn you must be fat. Try and get on a diet OP I wish you the best
BarDownDaily 12
No, she is actually extremely thin.
diesel1226 0
Anorexia causes severe weight loss as well as large, swollen, "bags" of fatty tissue to form along the scapulae, meaning a thin woman with the so-called "back boobs" It is well documented and a surprise that you were not aware of this phenomenon.
SoSickWithIt 14
Why you gotta bring a brotha' down like that?
sexychick02 0
It says in the op that she's gained weight you smartass
Andr913 13
The mental image is amazingly weird yet kinda hot.
Linkerdoodles 15
^WTF dude…
laden_swallow09 35
No… No, it isn't.
BronyVasNormandy 12
McDonalds should use that as an advertising campaign!
silentblack 0
Boobs are great. I love boobs and there's nothing wrong wit gaining weight. I'm sure the weight looks good on you.
TheDrifter 24
Visit the people of walmart website. Plenty of back boobs there, so you can marvel over how good morbid obesity can look. But I'm sure it looks good on the op.
nonamericandolla 6
Ur gross! Boob obsession!!