Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
fuckingcool
Ortonville, United States
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
0 to 100mph real quick
Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Top comments
shanemaximo 7
Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.
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Comments (164)
Binkding 6
At least it's not just boob
le_troll 0
FATTY!!!
rastafarhi 0
Stop mopping around feeling sorry for yourself ONLY YOU CAN CHANGE YOURSELF! Actions speak louder than words. I was miserable 8 months ago do I changed my whole life I lost 140 lbs I feel a million times happier with my life, you can do it. Just do it don't talk about it.
283leis 8
Not surprising. America has the highest obesities rates in the world.
Hubol 11
America is FAT.
tanneriscool 2
Phat...
bubbalou21 0
ok... remind me why that is a bad thing?
FemaIeDog 0
Hey, twice the fun. You would at least be a neighborhood fan-favorite.
walkern1891 0
Oh I didn't get it at first, I thought she meant she was skinny but now she has boobs.
1PaulyD 9
*fap fap fap
hateevryone 15
lose some weight
PaigeySlade 7
Use sharpies to draw nipples on them :P then have someone moterboat them