Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
fuckingcool
Ortonville, United States
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
0 to 100mph real quick
Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Top comments
shanemaximo 7
Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.
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Starscreamer 5
Mission accomplished.
hahalolfyl 0
Ydi for being fat
marissa136 0
Sweet!
eskimocrazy27 2
Well thats a turn on, now isnt it?
MigraineurOfLife 15
Are you coming? Are you going? Who knows?
tony50 0
Twice the fun! Motor boat time
momo1972 3
Prove it...let's see them
SteezinDiego 3
Baby got back!
andythegreat 0
Get a gym membership. And actually be one that uses it. Or go for a run, put down the chips and cheeseburgers and stop feeling bad for yourself and actually try to give a **** about your body, and your health.
CRC_101 31
Ah... I was almost completely believe/d she meant regaining her boobs, in which case, that's ******* awesome. Some women lose such an unusual amount of weight that any sign of boobs disappears along with the loss, but that generally occurs in extreme anorexic or bulemic cases, in which case it would make sense that she thinks it sucks if she gains the weight. If you're regaining your front boobs, HUZZAH!!! If you're gaining back-boobs, (although it can go without a hyphen, it's clearer with it), well, pretty basic - start eating healthy, exercising, and get up off your ass! Tough love, tough love.
CRC_101 31
*Scratch the "was" at the beginning, ag, sorry :[ *hmph face*