Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, my wife has quit nicotine. As expected, she's put on some weight, but it's all gone to her butt, boobs, and hips. She looks better than ever, easily 5 years younger, but she's so upset about the weight gain that she refuses to let me touch her, and she wears baggy clothes 24/7 now. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, all of my friends are complaining about weight gain due to the pandemic. Instead, I have remained the exact same size, but completely unable to sleep or digest my food. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
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nana1993 4
Might be she's lying and just had plastic surgery lol
kafka13 9
well and what was your and her weight before gaining 20 pounds? if she was skinny and you a bit overweight then it makes sense, anyway people are different
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Comments (22)
aggoden_bed 9
Is she single?
rivimatt 20
Asking the priority questions
fuckingcool 10
She's a lesbian
ChildishPerson 13
I'm sorry but how does being a lesbian have anything to do with being single?
RichardPencil 32
Pics or I don't believe it! You, I believe, but do you have pics of her? And her number? Thanks, babe! You're gorgeous in your own special way :D
fakedsincerity 32
Creepy.
RichardPencil 32
Why? Photos of women's beautiful bodies are a big industry from **** to advertising. Plus, I complimented the OP. I'm not a creep -- if anything, I've been duped by society.
Liongoddess8 18
You keep telling yourself that.
chirstinap325 23
Why don't you ask her what she's eating? Some foods go straight to different areas of the body.
jg23 7
I think it probably has to do more with body type than the type of food
PencilTips 19
It probably has a lot more to do with body types... If you gain 10kg of fat, it's still 10kg of fat, if your body doesnt use all nutrients, it starts turning it to fat, and your body stores this fat in different areas. Everyone has a body that tends to store fat in certain areas, just like some people have bodies that barely store fat and these people eat whatever they want.
Mynxie 26
I would love to see some scientific research that backs that claim. But I won't hold my breath because it is a load of crap. Fats from food don't enter your body, look at all the other fats and say which part of the body they are going to.
derpina72 23
Unsure on how accurate this info. is, but I've seen videos saying that women with big butts tend to have more omega 3 fatty acids, so maybe if OP were to eat more of those, they'll get a bigger bottom, too?
fuckingcool 10
Her dinner the other night was doritos and oreos.
nana1993 4
Might be she's lying and just had plastic surgery lol
Limeila 10
I'm usually like your friend but these past few weeks I've been gaining some belly... That's when I start to REALLY worry...
kafka13 9
well and what was your and her weight before gaining 20 pounds? if she was skinny and you a bit overweight then it makes sense, anyway people are different
Dominus101 20
Guess some females will always be self concious of their weight No matter what
Dezzisaurus 6
Why in the world would anyone complain about that? Is she mentally ill? I recently gained almost forty and yes some went to those places, but also tummy, arms and thighs. I would have certainly loved it if just went to my chest and rear!
fuckingcool 10
I'm not fat, I'm not even overweight I just don't have a flat stomach like I wish I did. I'm pretty tall and definitely more muscular than she is. She's a vegetarian, but she generally doesn't eat that great. She eats salads and junk food basically. It's just annoying because she's always calling herself fat when she's much smaller than me, has a small waste, d-cups, and a big ass.
vegandragon 8
I gained the freshman 15. I grew a cup size and my ass got bigger