Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
Coincidence
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, we moved 2,700 miles across the U.S. to better our lives, with job offers and home options lined up. All of them were given to other people or turned out to be scams. FML
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Top comments
kickazz16 15
Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!
Freeze_fml 17
Two FMLs in one!
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Comments (114)
Obeyy19 4
When I move there soon I'd care less of my belongings its fuhken caliiiiiiiiiii
joee182 3
welcome to california!asides from traffic its all good and the weather is awesome cept for summer hot as hell haha
Horcruxer 0
People say things on here just to say it dumb
LexSpades 4
It' sucks here in Cali you should move back there's to many people as it is.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Say hello to paradise for me...
blackman100 20
It happens. Everyday in fact. Just sucks it happened to you.
OmGiTsKiKi3093 0
I've had the same happen just it was from one town to another and not allowed our things
aarshvipatel 0
Cali is paradise!! Love it :)
Spyderbane 10
should just say "Today, I moved to a state plagued with Democrats FML"
catseventhst 0
California is the shit buff said