tomoxishigaki
United States
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
lostmystuff
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Livermore, United States
Coincidence
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Need Clothes Now
Pendleton, United States
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
busybuzzybee
United States
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
sounds good mom
Katy, United States
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Tank
Canada
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Meg
Today, we moved 2,700 miles across the U.S. to better our lives, with job offers and home options lined up. All of them were given to other people or turned out to be scams. FML
Lexxxiii
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Top comments
kickazz16 15
Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!
Freeze_fml 17
Two FMLs in one!
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Comments (114)
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Oh yeah, I heard about that new package deal. Human rides for standard fare and luggage rides for free in the opposite direction.
MwahFMLS 6
Whoops!
mjacv2 5
Enjoy Cali I hope u r not a smoker!
Okayitwasme 0
Huh.. I thought cloths were optional in California?
kelleed92 3
You can walk around Santa Cruz California topless, but if u bother someone who doesn't like it then u will get in trouble. This is more for girls because guys walk around all the time with out a shirt lol
florido_fml 10
Don't worry they"ll arrive they just stopped for a smoke break
BabyGates1918 0
I shouldn't worry about it. Look on the bright side you moved to California it's a really beautiful place to live.
perdix 31
If your shit's not from California, it's not good enough for California. You need to start over from scratch once you get there.
Jacob_Taura 0
Ayyy memz loss bro? XD
btstig 11
Huh ???
ikickgingers 15
He lost his mom and brother? ****, I got nothing
Fenthik 4
Ayyy IQ loss bro??
R00ST3R 12
First off, welcome to California, here you will learn how to drive angrily. Be prepared to waste money on expensive gas, car registration and housing. There is one very, very, very GREAT upside to California. There is an abundance of beautiful women here.
Okayitwasme 0
I think you map should say unaware in the green and aware in the orange.
R00ST3R 12
I hope that you are "aware" that the map is pink and green, not orange as you incorrectly pointed out. Oh, and the funny part is that you live in part of the territory that you state to be "aware".
killak41 9
66- clearly you epic failed at preschool seeing as there is no orange in that profile pic.
Okayitwasme 0
Well maybe on you computer it's pink and green, but on mine its orange! Are you aware that your pink is so lame it looks soft orange. Lol and if you got your head out your ass and read some background on religion, you would know what I'm talking about. Constantine was ruler when the new testament was written. He didn't give a shit as long as he had control and unified what he ruled. What you call Christian I call a form of controlling people!
hateevryone 15
how did that even happen?