tomoxishigaki
United States
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
lostmystuff
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Livermore, United States
Coincidence
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Need Clothes Now
Pendleton, United States
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
busybuzzybee
United States
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
sounds good mom
Katy, United States
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Tank
Canada
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Meg
Today, we moved 2,700 miles across the U.S. to better our lives, with job offers and home options lined up. All of them were given to other people or turned out to be scams. FML
Lexxxiii
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Top comments
kickazz16 15
Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!
Freeze_fml 17
Two FMLs in one!
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Comments (114)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
your in the most Popular state,,then Vegas
mendeezy 0
Vegas is a city...
cmayo 3
Nice truck and muscles, #11. Sorry about your dick.
btstig 11
Ha wow. 41 made my morning infinitely better. Good day sir.
allen2688 6
That picture made my night
breadfruit 0
If this were the 60s, it would be perfectly normal to move to California with no worldly possessions*. *Except LSD. Copious amounts of LSD.
mdtdnb 7
Nice usage of the word "copious"!!!
foodlord 5
Did they run off 2 NZ or sumfing... They must b rugby fans! GO THE ALL BLACKS
leadman1989 16
19 - I believe that's a rugby team.
DynamicDave 11
I'm actually pretty sure I just lost a couple of IQ points as I read that comment.
heathz 9
troll.
raphanne_fml 33
#13 Damn it, take off your oven gloves when you type!
pancakerocks 1
Im still not sure what he ment by this
itschrisssybro 8
19. Nope, he eats ghost chips. (If you're from NZ, you'll get it)
heathz 9
looks like one lucky passenger got a new wardrobe . FYL OP
QuisMysterium 4
Have fun with that.
Lovechild09 5
wow that would suck, fyi its my birthday!!
usmcgalie 0
Mine too!
kings1fan 6
Happy bday guys!
btstig 11
No shit mines in January. Wow..... What a small world.
drawmesunshine 17
49, Omg, no way. Mine is totally in January, too! This CAN'T be a coincidence! Let's be besties. (Interpret this however you wish.)
usmcgalie 0
No need to be a dick about it. Just simply stating that we share a birthday? Damn.
False_Stupidity 42
It's my unbirthday today
leadman1989 16
I"'m goin back to Cali to Cali to Cali... I don't think so." Say hello to traffic for me when you get there.
SailorLove 4
you chose to move here?? wtf is wrong with you? If the military didn't insist upon me being here, I WOULDN'T BE!!
braddah112233 1
I feel the same way!!! Fffffff cali!!! Its a stupid hippie state
usmcgalie 0
Not all of Cali is. Mostly northern Cali is hippie. Not southern.
usmcgalie 0
And you got stuck in 29 palms so I understand why you wouldn't like California. Try and get orders or PTAD to Camp Pendleton. It's nice here.
eviscerexciser 0
Yep. Same here. Know how that feels.
usmcgalie 0
That happened to me when I came out here but it was for the military and all of my uniforms were still in PA while I was in San Diego. I feel your pain.
mdtdnb 7
What idiot wouldn't bring his uniforms if moving for the military?!?! It takes like 3 weeks for moving companies to deliver your stuff!