Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, the room I am renting from an old lady is stuffed with porcelain figures, etc. I carefully put them into the drawers to create some space for the books I need for college. While I was gone, she used her key and put all the porcelain figures back on the shelves. FML
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Top comments
Weetart 8
Take it all back and let her know you were the one who bought it. If she wants proof she her your receipts.
Fruit_Dealer 9
And you're not saying anything about it? You realize she can't take your property, its te equivalent of theft.
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Comments (62)
LeoF_fml 0
fyl
Weetart 8
Take it all back and let her know you were the one who bought it. If she wants proof she her your receipts.
Weetart 8
*show
hott15 0
Forreal. That's just straight up rude.
Keyman1212 14
Bitch is jealous of all your new kitchen accouterments.
13FTW 9
Time to go shopping again!
enonymous 9
This is why all my Kitchen stuff is superglued or nailed down in my apartment.
tylersign 11
Are you the roomate with the gun...? Yes? Then now we know the story behind that FML.
XKXKKXK 10
Hehe. Steal her underwear. That'll show her.
karagarren 8
maybe this is the roommate who bought that gun. if so id let her have everything. o.O
chickenwalrus 14
why is everyone messing up the word show
chickenwalrus 14
why is everyone messing up the word show
chickenwalrus 14
why is everyone messing up the word show
sublimaze 6
If you let her take all of your stuff, then she will need a new doormat too.
bawpo 2
LOL
Jaxx66 21
I dunno... I think YDI for putting everything in the kitchen early. Should do that AFTER she packs it.
tjv3 10
well don't let her, and YDI if you do let her
nonye 2
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!
schaflava 0
Love her then kill her
Fruit_Dealer 9
And you're not saying anything about it? You realize she can't take your property, its te equivalent of theft.
Fruit_Dealer 9
The*
kippyco 6
you should take some of her new stuff and see if she notices.
pancakechick 8
I doubt she has any hence her talking OP's stuff.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
take the shit back from her ?
Caitlin72 5
@ 27 Watch HER mouth? Did you even look at what you wrote on your own profile? (Yes, I creeped.)
Grimmerie 31
27, you're the same ******* age as she is. holy shit, some people.
cudi504 4
Stand up for yourself dont let her walk all over you
Rico_Mal1116 0
Yeah! Unpack all her stuff and maker her do it again!!
meelo88 13
seriously!!! if she walks out with your stuff you deserve it for not having a backbone!
ahoytheredank 0
I like your picture
xyriss 0
:S
MineDub5253 0
Theft? Police?
cptmorgan6 8
Surprise buttsecks?
Fay303 5
Not gonna lie I laughed my ass off at that ;)
arrowshockey18 2
Knock that bitch out!
ItsTheKing 10
YEAH VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER! Or maybe they can talk it over, but that would be a silly idea.
farhil 14
Violence is NEVER the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is yes.
NoNotTheFace 8
Is she a violent roommate with a new shotgun? Or are you afraid that if you anger her she might stab you? If not, punch that bitch in the face and bitchslap her boobs.
BronyVasNormandy 12
No shotgun, but she picks up her new bolt-action rifle on Wednesday.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Unless she buys one of my uncles gun first and take that roomate out. Only 50% off...
Comet_Candy 23
Like a boss!
winnn_fml 0
15 good advice hahaha I laughed out loud