Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, my new neighbour is delusional. She’s only lived next door 3 weeks and she’s called the police on me 11 times for “taking his bin out so he can look in my window”, “hanging out the washing so he can look in my window” and “barbecuing with his kids so he can look in my window.” Crazy bitch. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
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Top comments
cuntfacekillah 5
well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.
green_eggs_and_h 0
You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.
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Comments (159)
Molord1 0
3 way???
Molord1 0
3 way???
anorexicbarbie 8
For?
lmaoatall 6
I hope her husbands name isn't Darren! if so, you're screwed.
porridge111 6
hahahaha that made me laugh so much!!!
GTRspecV 0
haha win
darkness4dummies 0
i always feel like this b***h is watchin me.......
RandomChickXD 0
ahahahaha
onthetoilet 3
you must be really attractive and flirty
darkness4dummies 0
you tell her to mind her damn buisness before you come down there and beat her ass
iloveWAR 0
Kevin hart reference? if so, bravo to you.
annihil8or 15
That was smart, sign a 2 yr lease before meeting anyone. YDI
starwind3438 9
41 How is this a YDI? How was she supposed to know that lady was a paranoid bitch. Maybe you should have thought about that before you posted what you did you idiot.
Awsumuzzie 12
What? 41 has a valid point! Don't you knock on every single door to meet your future neighbors? Sarcasm sarcasm.
visage 0
How do you expect to meet people in a complex where you have no clue what actual apt you'll get? Its also illegal for the apt staff to disclose info about residents.
syed121417 22
Gee, I just looked at this house. That must mean I should know everyone first, eventhough this might be the first good deal I've gotten and I really need a place to stay
volley4eva1698 0
joke?
birdman09 0
show her your ****
Awsumuzzie 12
Then Pics or it didn't happen.
brianjman14 23
.....why?