turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
RestlessDiesel
Hudson, United States
Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML
Xtine
United States
Road rage
Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
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cavalos94 0
yeah poor turtle
zekecastro 0
Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.
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cavalos94 0
yeah poor turtle
LolMoqz 10
Wow Chris. I didn't know you had an FML account. >_>
YFDIOP 0
turtles dont give us oxygen o.O
GreenMaze 0
i wonder what would happen if it was a sloth.
commietaco 0
why is everyone concerned about the turtle? what about the poor tree? the tree got hit with a car too!
je_suis_fml 11
Um, what about OP? Hope they're alright aside from the obvious trauma of witnessing the turtle dying and hitting our oxygen...
JoeTheMan12 0
R.I.P Stanley the turtle
MsRandomKatie 0
114- the tree will live, turtle never had a chance
Lumenoire 0
1 Wonderpet down, 2 to go...
Pawned71 0
an adult turtle can survive an 18teen wheeler's weight because of the shell
commietaco 0
fine, but when the tree dies and explodes don't come crying to me because you have a splinter. GOOD DAY SIR! or ma'am. sorry, I'm too lazy to look.
icefshng8 9
114- at least the tree will live. and sometimes. the tree likely had a longer life, already reproduced and can't feel pain or emotions that the turtle can!
commietaco 0
I'm joking ,chill. and I'm pretty sure if you ran over a turtle it's not feeling pain for very long. lastly, I'm not really sure turtles do have emotions. I'm pretty sure there brains are only big enough to rely purely on instinct.
Tektite 14
Way to go! Risk killing yourself to save the turtle that's gonna die anyway! YDI
pandaboy123 7
**** the turtle
randii3660 0
Heyy ;)
Vaati_fml 20
81 - Turtles give us cuteness.
Vaati_fml 20
241 - So basically, in your point-of-view, risking your life to save someone is pointless because they'll die eventually.
bigmike315 0
stupid turtles asking to get hit
Josh67 1
they don't want to get hit..... they are just really slow.. really really slow >_
imosim 0
#3 knows what it's like to be slow... really really slow. :P
Ryanmatuszak 5
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currychicken 4
my snapping turtle is actually pretty damn fast.
chelseaaababyyy 17
60 - aw, that made me more sad lol. i pictured a poor little turtle struggling to go fast enough to get out of the way but couldnt ):
NastyNinja31 0
the ***** wrong wit op all this global warming and u wana hurt trees
CommonSenseKarma 17
Animals die. it's a fact of life. Why do you think Michael Jackson died? it's inevitable. I've swerved slightly twice for two different squirrels and both times they ran into my tires while I was over them. Damn morons.
LordGoober 13
Not all turtles are slow, and normally hitting animals are better than swerving to miss them, yeah you may have saved the animal. But you could also kill yourself or others.
LordGoober 13
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MandiLikesMusic 2
I agree. Guys, if there's a Turtle on the side of the road or Highway, please pick it up and make sure it doesn't get brutally murdered. They've been here longer help them out.
Ace021 0
Stfu
chimcharx3 15
D; fyl mr. turtle.
nicobington 1
I will catch your picture with mine
jimboner69 6
You tried to save a turtle by killing a tree.
TheRealTallGuy 3
Man vs. Turtle. Turtle wins
megz21 0
sad day :(
LordGoober 13
it's not fyl to the turtle, it doesn't have a life.
Lumenoire 0
I wonder if the driver who hit the turtle was named 'Mario'...
zekecastro 0
Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.
Blackhandles 0
Hey there's Franklin Comin over to plaayyy! No... no Franklin watch that CAR NOOoO ;(
Miguel11167 4
Stupid Turtle.
mismonroe 0
Turtle soup?
KiddNYC1O 22
Andrew Zimmerman concurs.
cuntfacekillah 5
**** the turtle's life :(
smexehXredhead0 0
He doesn't have one anymore, though... ):
Whelve 7
I lyk turtlez.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Translation="I like turtles."
touch_the_sky 7
someone didn't get the joke.
volley4eva1698 0
nobody understands this joke
KiddNYC1O 22
‘‘Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?” the reporter asks. ‘‘I like turtles,” the boy replies.
dinodannyrawr 5
dumb turrtle ******.
volley4eva1698 0
I lyke toytles...poor toytle
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Poor turtle. T_T
NecroParade 3
Well, at least you... Huh, there's absolutely nothing good about this.
FlexT 1
At least they didn't get run over?
Awsumuzzie 12
Saved the turtle for a few more seconds and finally bought yourself new car?