Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, my new neighbour is delusional. She’s only lived next door 3 weeks and she’s called the police on me 11 times for “taking his bin out so he can look in my window”, “hanging out the washing so he can look in my window” and “barbecuing with his kids so he can look in my window.” Crazy bitch. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
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Top comments
cuntfacekillah 5
well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.
green_eggs_and_h 0
You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.
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Comments (159)
KatieLov3sChu 4
all u have to do is scare her out of her house :D
babe0907 0
She has security issues there's always some out there... just do your own thing and don't worry about her!
ayooBrandon 12
so many FMLs with stalky nrighbors
Playful1985 9
File a complaint with your apartment manager. But the "tell her you're gay is a good idea until you get a boyfriend or bring a guy home. A formal complaint goes on record and helps if you want to get a restraining order.
jtaylor991 6
get a restraining order!
xXDubbleChic 11
start stalking her husband and only leave when you know he's at home. OR go out every time he does just to mess with her
ToY_MaKeR 0
to let her know you won't steal her husband, just strait up tell her yer a lesbian, then wink, that should make her feel happy an special and forget about you tryin to steal her husband! ;D
Brannie 4
haha this reminds me of "creepy neighbor" from Reckless Tortuga
cleolappost 0
make her life a living hell for your entertainment!!! when life gives u lemons.........
mog85 0
enough police reports can break or transfer your lease. good luck