Today, my boyfriend came over. We'd planned on losing out virginities today. What we didn't plan on was having my 9-year-old brother and his friends making a video of "What teens do when no one is home." They taped the whole thing, including the five minutes it took us to get the condom on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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penney123 10
At least you’re using protection even if it did take 5 mins
RichardPencil 32
Shouldn’t have been suspicious when your brother asked you to have your asshole waxed and bleached, and decked out your bedroom with klieg lights?
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penney123 10
At least you’re using protection even if it did take 5 mins
MidnaLink 35
I hope you got ahold of that video. And every possible copy.
mymegangirl 7
I'm sorry but ydi. why would you have sex with your brother home? and you didnt know a bunch of 9 year olds were taping you?
mr_dinzaster 16
I think they thought they were alone but definitely gonna be a interesting conversation
Sinshine 28
You can't not know that a 9-years-old is at home unless his parents are serious garbage parents. Either the parents are at home as well or they make sure you watch your little bro.
Mungolikecandy 19
It reads like they were home alone but their brother had planted a recording device.
RichardPencil 32
Shouldn’t have been suspicious when your brother asked you to have your asshole waxed and bleached, and decked out your bedroom with klieg lights?
Oley 27
Did y'all fail sex Ed 101? Because they do teach how to use a condom. Both of y'all should have practiced on the banana a little more
Callyn 47
Maybe they had abstinence only 'sex ed'?
hellphone_fml 37
We never did that in school. They didn't even ever show us a condom they just told us what they were.
bigdaddyeric 37
Hopefully the sex itself lasted longer than 5 minutes!
Aspirax 13
How do you not notice?
Trinity Fenwick 7
first, I would be digging them some graves right now, but, how did they tape you without you noticing?
bobsanction 18
Threaten to turn him in for making child **** if he ever shows it to anyone.
Mungolikecandy 19
Hopefully you are over 18 and you have been able to destroy every copy. If you are not over 18 that is classed as child pornography, and even if over 18 every copy needs to be destroyed.