Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
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D1B 0
Man I dont understand woman, she takes the effort the edit out her moustache in all of her online photos but cant get rid of it in real life :S
Ryanplus44 0
free moustache ride
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Comments (86)
perdix 31
Come on, dude, everyone knows you can be whatever you want on the Internet. Personally, I cut my age in half. People on the Internet think I'm a 45-year-old guy. And human (**** sapiens). From Earth. Shhh! Don't tell and ruin the fun.
hollyHURR 0
She goes to the effort of editing it out of all her photos, but doesn't go to the effort of removing her tache?
boatkicker 5
There are worse things than her having a moustache, but yeah I can see how that would be a turnoff.... my question is why she would edit it out of her pictures, instead of 'editing' it off her face. Seriously. Ask her to get rid of it? If she's editing it out of her pictures its clear she doesn't like it, so i dont see her having a problem with it. Then all better. :)
Stephie_fml 0
Thats really sad. If youve been talking to her for that long, you must really like her. Youre going to let a little facial hair get between you and an amazing relationship? You're a douchebag.
Rachalynia 0
awww, if you really like her just get her some Nair!!! if she's conscious enough to edit it out of pictures then she shouldn't be toooo offended.
procrastinatorrr 0
hmm does she have a nice personality in real life? - internet's so different to real life so YDI but 'each to their own' i guess. so if she was nice when you met her, then hint that she WAX THAT OFF! then she won't have to photoshop... but how does she walk around without feeling embarrassed and manly?!! and you're from Welly and you took ages to meet her... so that combined with her not feeling the need to get rid of it... I'm guessing hick town far north or south island (kaitaia? invercargill? haha)
endless_text 0
If you really like this girl, then just tell her to get it waxed. But be sensitive about it...sometimes a girl-tache doesn't show up in photos, but can be really obvious in real life, especially if the photo then has that whole brightness/contrast thing done to it that teenagers love to do. Also, your life isn't ******, but all the people going YDI for meeting a girl on the internet should STFU. Meeting people online doesn't have the same social stigma that it used to, and plenty of people do it.
flinkpamingo 0
Does she shave her wool too? Oh, I know, that was ba-a-a-ad! ;o)
toink 0
I edit my sister's pics to remove some dark spots in her face sometimes.
Lisa89 3
why doesn't she just shave it off... don't that difficult...