Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
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Hazimius 0
Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...
AK 2
Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.
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Hazimius 0
Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...
Yes_Im_Beast 0
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ilikepie383 0
HAHA, i procrastinated from my homework by cleaning my pencil case out. also, I have the same calculator as you. *hi-five*
abcnonamecba 0
lol u out procrastiated him XD
babyjaguar96 0
oh me too that calculator is the bomb!!
twinkle_nipso_O 0
whoop! totally have that too! Gathering dust, as i am not allowed it in exams...
honeybuncher 3
i also have that calculator!edwin is so smart^.^
Ninjasaurus18 9
My procrastinating is organizing g my entire room, including my closet, desk, under my bed and backpack repeatedly. I love organizing things:)
devonisthebest 7
*no one gives a shit!*
AK 2
Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.
bollywood_rocks 0
Hey,those things are expensive. Does it work using alcohol to clean them? Oh and I have found from personal experience, procrastination seems to work wonders for me; that pressure motivates me to study harder. BTW,no offense but who studies for an English test? The ones I mostly had to do back then was essays and no way to study for the annoying things
jneverearley 0
maybe over a book or grammar, spelling, and vocabulary?
BeachBumm 0
Oh well. At least you'll be good to go for your next math exam!
amy397123 0
Your pretty hardcore.
399125__h 0
HAHHAHA, same here. just not cleaning, but saddly worse, playing
hsdffk 0
Yeah ... you clearly have friends FAIL CORE
littlecat_fml 0
TI-84+ Silver Edition here, woopwoop.
staymintyfresh 13
me too
kmccain 27
Me too, in pink :)
xsw33tyx101 0
LOL #6