Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
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Top comments
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I mean you can help him by some fake teeth. Dentures even don't look bad. If you turn him down just because he is missing teeth, he'll not feel good about himself, especially if he can't afford any solution.
Donut_Wizard 23
How to train your boyfriend.
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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I mean you can help him by some fake teeth. Dentures even don't look bad. If you turn him down just because he is missing teeth, he'll not feel good about himself, especially if he can't afford any solution.
swervelol 28
I like your optimism, that’s a really nice thing to say I honestly hope he hits it off with someone who loves him no matter what.
almost_there44 26
I like that you're helpful, but I wouldn't-and I hope OP wouldn't help someone she just met buy some new teeth. That's like meeting someone that doesn't have a car and buying them a car because they can't afford. Who's to say that he can't afford new teeth? I doubt OP can look past this because this is already her FML moment.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
No, I mean like see him past it and in the future if she likes him, maybe help him.
Huldan MeGroyn 13
Still not a reason she should stick with him. "I don't want him to feel bad" is a worse situation than just letting him down. The dude not having teeth is his problem to fix, not hers
RipperoniPizza 19
loveth knoths no boundths
JustALesbian 16
More like uhhahhoossoouns
sweetbliss3 37
always always ask about teeth. that's one of my first questions. sorry not sorry, I am big on teeth. just tell him you're not compatible or something.
Selene1090 26
That's weird. "Hello, what's your name?" "Sorry, Buddy, what's your dental history? Any cavities?" I have never in my life thought to ask about teeth. If their mouth looks unclean, then yeah, I'm grossed out, but I'm not gonna ask about it.
thelittlem 15
When i met someone once the first thing he says to me is "do you have any teeth?" I have a full set of teeth but they just don't show. after that i just think everyone who doesn't know me is thinking that. :(
sweetbliss3 37
not weird at all. a simple, do you have all your teeth is easy enough to ask. we all have our preferences, mine just happens to be teeth.
Zekfen 17
At least you don’t have to worry about if he brushed his teeth or not! Are you in West Virginia?
jello_bellied_snack_snapper 19
ewww
Misoranomegami 16
Just keep in mind a lack of teeth doesn't always mean that they had poor oral hygiene. Some medical conditions and medicines make teeth more prone to falling out it issues.
Zekfen 17
Don’t forget some drugs like meth do the same thing.
Donut_Wizard 23
How to train your boyfriend.
Cali 57
I was waiting for someone to make this reference! Thank you!!!
EnvyMe33 26
Teeth are overrated... at least if he tries to bite you it won’t hurt as bad
Lobby_Bee 18
Looks like someone pissed off the toothfairy.
electrodude 15
So is he a cousin of Cletus