Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
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Top comments
D1B 0
Man I dont understand woman, she takes the effort the edit out her moustache in all of her online photos but cant get rid of it in real life :S
Ryanplus44 0
free moustache ride
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Comments (86)
FT4_0 0
At least she's a gentleman
unlucky93_fml 0
k? tell her to wax it.. not a big deal YDI for putting this up
banana_head 0
well that really sucks. that's what you get for dating over the internet.
DeathShad0 1
Which is why you don't date over the internet. Next time It'll be a 40 year old man.
Penetration 0
I surf beards. Just, thought I'd let you know.
ashiiya 0
Wow, then I must know some saints or something cause the people I know who "online date " (or anything of the like) are actually honest to each other O.o But wow.....I don't know who to blame here. Meeting someone online has a lot of risks, you should be ready for surprises even worse than this XD you're lucky she was even a girl.....although trying to reel in guys by lying is gonna turn them off once they really see her. .That's not good as well. Lesson learned though. Don't meet people online.
lainzilla 14
You're not the one getting humiliated on the internet for having embarassing facial hair, so how is this an FYL?
EpicJohn 0
thats the price you play when you live in New Zealand
yehr 0
lmao where did you get that shit from? Plenty of girls here groom.
Srain 0
What, doesn't everybody do that? First of all: Buy her a razor. Second of all: Have sex. See, everything works out! Win-win situation!
anamo_fml 0
I had a gf that had one of those once, when we started dating, she would make sure to get rid of it, but by the time we were a year or so into dating, she stopped caring... Also, I didn't know she also had a unibrow. I am not shallow, but personal hygiene plays a big part in it. *sigh. It sucks man. Get away.
RubixMonkey 0
If facial hair is so gross then I suppose you wax your legs, and shave your armpits and do your eyebrows. I am not saying girls shouldn't shave for hygiene, but did you ever think about how gross it is that guys have armpit hair, its gross. She might have thought that you loved her enough not to care about that.