Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
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Top comments
D1B 0
Man I dont understand woman, she takes the effort the edit out her moustache in all of her online photos but cant get rid of it in real life :S
Ryanplus44 0
free moustache ride
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Comments (86)
WellThatSuckz 14
The first line of this FML automatically receives a FAIL.
fireandice27 0
You'd think that by taking the time and effort to carefully edit out her moustache in every photo, she'd just save herself the time and anguish and head to a waxer?
WorkThatButt 2
I made it through the wilderness... Somehow I made it through... Didn't know how lost I was, until I found you.. I was beat, incomplete.. I've been ***, I was sad and blue.... But you made me feel, yeah you made me feel Shiny and new... LIKE A VIRGIN... Hey. Touch for the very first time
BritishHobo 0
Who said he was online dating? He said it's a girl he met online. He doesn't have to have met her on a dating website.
luvthsite 0
LMAO! yeah I agree that sucks. But on the VERY BRIGHT side. You can take her to your local nail shop and pay about $5 to kiss her moustache goodbye!!
meaganliz 0
"It'sa me! Mario!"
Aerianna 0
#59 Win.
spoo 24
"talking a year and a half", and complaining about a mustache? you invested that level and are hung up on something that is easily solved by nair? ydi
MoobyTheCow 2
I think he's more bothered that she intentionally deceived him for a year and a half and didn't even have the common courtesy to give him a heads-up before they met. You'd think by that point that she'd be straightforward with him.
spoo 24
I guess yeah, from that level that is rough.
tangerine_12 0
hey, at least she wasnt a HE and also a serial killer, so id call you lucky.
spoo 24
now those are some winning expectations
letthemxeatcake 0
Reminds me of sixth grade when I had a moustache.
candimtn 0
Gosh, didn't anyone tell you not to meet people IRL you found online? They just might have moustaches XD