Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
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Top comments
D1B 0
Man I dont understand woman, she takes the effort the edit out her moustache in all of her online photos but cant get rid of it in real life :S
Ryanplus44 0
free moustache ride
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Comments (86)
booshbooshboosh 0
At least she wasn't really a man. Right?
imissmyoldlife 0
Haha, my ex-girlfriend's new girlfriend does that too. **** up, huh?
Muchomastrbation 0
Oh please; all of you people who are freaked out because of potential on-line dating shut the hell up. I found my partner on the internet and obviously (as I don't use the term partner loosely) I am extremely happy and everything has worked out perfectly. We talked for a year before we met. Online dating is a way to broaden your means. I lived in California, he lives in England, and it took a year to prepare everything and now I live here in England, happier than I ever have been in my life. So don't judge just because {incorrect} statistics show online dating is "unconventional" or "bad" or "dangerous". So please, spare me your idiotic explanations as to why online dating is bad.
bored690 0
thats what you get for having fake internet relationships
Nanax_x 6
Oh this fml reminds me of Paul Henry's epic, "That lady has a moustache!".
Violacatt 0
Technically, it's not as easy as it seems-the only way to permanently get rid of the moustache is laser hair removal, which is expensive.
mlia172 0
You are so rude! Think about that girl's self esteem!
KRYPTON1T3 5
there is nothing Photoshop can't do. and most ppl on dating sites use it to make them thinner, prettier and less hairy as in your case. lol.
scotchnacid 4
At lest she tries not to scare people
Darcon 8
RUN!!