Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
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DrDiamond 0
I did this with boiling water... I have marks to prove it. if this occured in the morning that was a hell of a way to start your day
DGross 8
at least you didn't get run over... how is that for optimism?
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DrDiamond 0
I did this with boiling water... I have marks to prove it. if this occured in the morning that was a hell of a way to start your day
im2good25 0
@#1 cool story bro
kolly38 0
YDI. HOW COULD YOU FALL? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE YOUR FRIEND DID NOT SEE YOU FALL IN FRONT OF YOU? IT IS VERY ODD AND YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WALKING SINCE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. STOP DRINKING COFFEE TOO YOU ARE CLUMSY AND SHOULD NIT HAVE IT IT IS TOO HOT.
joshhh11 0
YDI for using caplocks to try and get your point accross
nmsm 1
Why did you say YDI to a commentor?
Odiny147 0
haha #23
_swimcutie_ 0
That is such an epic fail. WOW
boatkicker 5
Seriously? People who are clumsy shouldn't drink coffee? When you trip and fall often enough you learn how to not get too hurt. If you realize the coffee will spill anyways, you should always turn or toss the cup so that it spills away from you. The only times I've ever spilled a hot beverage on myself were when I thought I could prevent it from spilling and failed. But generally, you can tell right away whether your coffee can be saved or not, and when it cant, might as well toss it away from yourself instead of on yourself. Also, falling down isn't unusual or odd. People fall down all the time.
ATwistedUpFrown 0
Troll :)
madie_hearts09 0
I'm like that sometime I just zone out a plane could crash and I prolly wouldn't notice if I'm in my zone haha:)
RevengeOnYou 0
Try proper punctuation and stuff. AND STOP DOING CAPS. IS IT FUN? OH YES I THINK ITS FUN OR NOT BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN USING THE RIGHT PUNCTUATIONS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK WITHOUT CAPS.
ILikePopCorn 0
HAHAHA,, #23 you seriously just made my day. win! ..and by the way OP. epic fail. i really wish i was like there to see this happen.. i can just imagine. next time something like this happens can you please video tape . it would make it a lot better ;-)
tokintot07 0
shut up #21
SLKBlack96 5
niiiccee
michael32123 0
21 isn't serious. he's fake trollin'
DGross 8
at least you didn't get run over... how is that for optimism?
Hanban 0
But she may look like she had been ran over.
DGross 8
very true... I really hope they were not on their way to work
BigSmiles7 0
Awh fyl This must have been embarassing
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for being a clumsy idiot!
ledzeppelingirl 0
I bet that makes her feel much better, not. We all have our moments
astro2 0
your friend is blind as but oh well if your in the city u can easily get new clothes when i was a baby my dumb ass dad spilt boiling hot water over my leg and i now have a huge scar there now
Snowe 2
What were you ladies thinking, leaving the kitchen?
KayBizz 0
^ chuckle moment
jessiegirrl 0
lmao that's ******* hilarious
Hesitantalien 17
let me guess your single? ladies usually don't don't date sexist assholes
Gristle_Monster 0
Ydi for deciding to have a wet t-shirt contest in the middle of the street with scalding coffee.
simawesome_FYL 0
fail chain !
vishal_1305 0
U bet it does.
angry_girl 0
it's better than missing your period. lol ;)