Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
Imawhalerider 0
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People who dont eat meat are stupid. Grow up and take whats yours: life. if your ancestors didnt eat meat you wouldnt be standing where you are now. survival of the fittest i say.
srhsrhsrh 0
couldn't have been any more correct that this guy!^
ohmygaaawsh29 0
not true at all. sometimes it's religious
rttr 18
Thank you
pinkcrayola 0
It's a personal choice. You don't want people telling you not to eat meat, so you shouldn't tell people they have to eat it.
The_madmax 23
You can't change the way people view animal life/cruelty, and you being a jerk definitely won't help. Its also idiotic to say they wouldn't be here if their ancestors didn't eat meat. The ancestors could have if they chose to.
jSOPURE 3
You should ask him to take a chill pill. Or is that not vegan friendly? :(
kitkatkelly 0
Good thing you found out sooner rather than later. That he's a prick, not that he's a vegetarian.
Audio828 2
Its just a fad.
Aristai 0
Well, you are...
babiebuntin 7
I agreee^ :)
EMR_fml 0
Tell him 1) baby seal tastes much better than veal. 2) PETA nut jobs ae as bad as religious fanatics. 3) You are gladly losing his number because he's an ass. 4) Veal is a very healthy food since it hasn't been exposed years of growth hormones and antibiotics.
ELF13 0
What is veal? O.o
Purplefluff 6
Oh you know, a baby cow locked up in a small space so it can't move so that when it's killed it will taste 'yummier'. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm strongly against veal
RLJJ 0
That's an asshole. It's not a big loss. By the way, to day I'm planning to cook an osso bucco. I'll have a thought for you.
onigiriqueen 0
I thought they legally changed the word from "veal" to "tortured baby cow"? Either way, he clearly isn't worth to date if he's got such a narrow mind. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say!
Glam_fml 0
Be happy you got away from him! He sounds like one of those crazy PETA people to me.
JackieJackal 0
Maybe you're crazy because you don't have a problem with living creatures being murdered for your short term pleasure..
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
372, you're just proving 19's point, murdering animals, yes, we've been doing before Catholicism spawned crazy ass lunatics like you.....
yojoeletsmakeout 0
nom nom nom.