Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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idratherbewrestl 0
you deserve it for dating *******
singer4life666 0
You people can go **** yourselves.I hope someone slaughters you and eats you and your family.what the guy said was a little extreme and i think peta is getting their point across the wron way,but I know what he means.I hope you guys enjoy eating pig and cow ass.
onigiriqueen 0
#22: We do. Trust me. We do. You should really be careful, hurry up and get that sand out of your ******.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Damn, would've been funnier if you two went for lunch and ordered that! Such a loser, his loss!
ponu 0
It's not that she eats meat that necessarily made him angry, it's that she eats VEAL. It's very controversial, even if you aren't a vegetarian. In order to keep the meat soft, baby cows (from birth to 10 months old when they are then slaughtered) are kept isolated and penned in so that they CANNOT move at all. They are taken away from their mother and other cows and they often suffer various ailments from being confined, even in the cleanest of conditions, not to mention the extreme discomfort of NOT being able to move. (This is the case in the US, but it's a little better in the UK.) That all being said, he could have approached the discussion a little more smoothly, rather than just calling her names. He should have explained why he's against eating veal, so that he could potentially convince her of his p.o.v. Instead, he just came of like a lunatic.
idratherbewrestl 0
yum i love cow ass #22! and btw, why do you care about animals with a screen name like singer4life666...... queer yet still have a darkside....?
Juggalette_623 9
Txt him and tell him "For every animal you don't eat I'm going to eat three."
brkn_hearted 0
thankfully it would seem i'm not the only person to agree with him (though there don't seem to be many more than a couple of us). i don't speak out much agianst people eating meat because i'm not one for preaching my lifestyle upon others, which isn't what i'm doing at all. i'm okay that people decide to eat meat, but when it's a baby animal who hasn't even had the chance to live let alone really walk (because veal apparently is better when it's tender thus limiting mobility is implemented) THAT'S when i have a problem. in essense you're trading a small tasty meal for a baby's life... i still don't see how people can actually do that without having moral and ethical conflicts. so again, i agree with him and actually give him kudos for being against people eating calves and other infantile animals. sadly i must admit that most people don't even know that veal (as well as baby back ribs) actually come from baby animals :(
thesock339 0
pussy. gtfo.
ReDsKiNsMaN 0
people eat it cause it's good!
amadan 0
It's called the food chain, part of nature. Plus it's nice food. But I do see the sad side to it.
myoukei 31
My dad used to going to farms to choose animals live to have slaughtered. (It's an african thing: you can check for diseases etc). One time when he was there he saw this adorable baby cow that they where taking to slaughter and almost chewed the person out. The person rebutted by explaining that cute as hell baby cow was how a different family was gonna get veal. He hasn't eaten it since.
DrAwesome 6
#5, you win. 'Nuff said. :D When can I join?
onigiriqueen 0
#25, #28, you have a case of Vaginitis, too? You should really get that taken care of.