Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
genius_man16 1
Sounds like you /should/ lose his number to me
Polionixon 2
Wow... really? people are retarded i'd probably slap him in the face.
kellster 2
Yeah, you deserved that one for sure. I'm no vegetarian, and veal is tasty, but I can't support the industry. Many, many people don't eat veal in protest to the way it's produced. You should maybe know that and bear it in mind before professing your passionate love for veal so early on in the future. That's kind of like proclaiming your love for racist jokes, you know? Sure, other people like them, too, but it's a subject you want to approach with care. Also, you're a terrible person for eating veal.
Glam_fml 0
214, so as long as it's not cute, we can eat it?? Some great reasoning you have there.. People, for the last time, VEAL IS NOT KEPT IN HORRIBLE CONDITIONS ANYMORE (for the most part). You all need to updated your facts.
paks7 0
(Some of) the vegetarian responses on here are ridiculous you can't have it both ways either 1-we can agree with you saying that animals have feelings (emotions etc.) and are similar/at the same level as us-so therefore we're the animals at the top of the food chain and SHOULD eat meat or 2-we're NOT at the same level as animals, so why should they have the same rights as us? for the record I think that how they USED TO raise veal is pretty sick, but as many people have clearly stated above(which many of you have failed to read) times have changed.
Kyothine 0
Hahaha FML is such a good place to find meat-hating fascists. Also it doesn't matter since that guy was an asshole anyways.
DangerousBabee 0
We eat bacon!! :D
nodbor 11
#8 Hitler was a vegetarian, so I believe was Charlie Manson. It is not always a liberal person that makes that choice. BalenciagaBetch9 has the best profile photo ever!
Rajdeep0_o 0
i think thats really gross ur eatting a baby cow. gosh thats just wrong on so many levels. ugh people like u are gross. glad he said what he said to u.
lifewithsarah 0
WOW LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT. Animals were put on this for us to eat. It's part of the food chain and mother nature. I keeps the worlds balanced. It's when you get greedy and start wasting and eating too much that is wrong. Eating meat is proportion is what needs to be done- not avoiding meat entirely!