Today, I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I felt something crack on my head. My 6 year-old son had just smashed an egg into my hair. When I asked why, he said, "Mom does it for TikTok." This is how I found out that my wife has been "pranking" him for likes, and thinks it's hilarious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
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cuz803 46
Time for a big talk with your wife. She's exploiting your child and will negatively impact his behavior long term if this isn't dealt with. SAVE YOUR SON ASAP.
Justkidding100 41
Wow! I don't even know what to say I would be furious. I wouldn't even want my child's face on TT let alone for something so trashy as pranking your child for views. I would honestly consider removing him from her care
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Comments (5)
Justkidding100 41
Wow! I don't even know what to say I would be furious. I wouldn't even want my child's face on TT let alone for something so trashy as pranking your child for views. I would honestly consider removing him from her care
RichardPencil 32
Yolks like this leave me eggs-asparated!
cuz803 46
Time for a big talk with your wife. She's exploiting your child and will negatively impact his behavior long term if this isn't dealt with. SAVE YOUR SON ASAP.
Charlie Given 28
Ummm 🤔 That's some serious bullshit, children shouldn't be on social media nor should they be used for entertainment of social media 🤬is your wife incredibly immature or just really stupid 🤦♂️
poopface82 25
This is ******* child abuse. Get her out of that boy’s life ASAP.