Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Vicious
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
My turn
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Assumptions…
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I came out as transgender to my extremely accepting and religious family over Facebook. My feed is currently flooded with plans for my exorcism. FML
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mehwhocares 9
That's a little awkward. Hope it turns out okay.
Samster2000 9
Enjoy your second broken arm
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mehwhocares 9
That's a little awkward. Hope it turns out okay.
TrueTriage 16
Yeah in with 1 on how awkward it must've been like I'm a little curious how OP said this while on the drugs.. Cause we never say the right thing let alone the right way when on that stuff.
silbot 11
Oh god... I hope it turns out okay OP. I think I'd rather have my arm broken than have my parents find out I'm gay
AussieChild 22
Just blame it on the drugs. People always say crazy stuff whilst on anesthesia
RussianFox 13
If they can't accept OP being a lesbian thats a problem. It doesn't matter how religious you are and I may be an atheist but doesn't the bible say somewhere to accept everyone?
teentee401 37
Exactly #79. You are supposed to love your neighbor as yourself. Love everyone, even the sinners.
Isaac69 0
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Damn, that sucks your parents crazy. Sorry OP!
sierraleeannee 13
Sucks your parents crazy...? Sounds like an awkward situation...
jake12221212121 4
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It would have made slightly more sense if the majority of the people of the internet had proper grammar and didn't make simple grammatical errors. I believe he meant you're. Commence down votes.
bettyboop428 24
It should be: Damn, that sucks. Your parents are crazy. Sorry, OP!
Zya_fml 8
What? 'You're' would make no sense at all...he was probably just missing a comma and the word 'are.' So, "that sucks, your parents are crazy." Yup, it's that simple.
sleet7 4
Nice try 31.. -.-
thefella 10
31 - I am pretty sure "grammar nazi's" like yourself are supposed to know when to use your or you're lol
AwsumShyGuy 12
"Damn that sucks you are parents are crazy?"
Llamacod 11
75 it would be "damn that sucks you are parents crazy", you accidentally added the other "are" which made the comment make too much sense in comparison to the original
Samster2000 9
Enjoy your second broken arm
jkmartinjk 16
I'd say third broken arm after this incident.
zandalee 20
You will be fine. I bet you feel better for finally getting that off your chest! Christian or not, your parents should love and respect you no matter who you turn out to be.
Senseless_487 29
Yeah, no. I've had friends who were disowned by their Christian parents for stuff like this. It's not guaranteed, but they're usually not too tolerant of gays and lesbians.
Zomg_Okay 27
40 - Stop acting like you're an expert on Christians. "They're usually not too tolerant"? I have seen tons of Christians who accept homosexuals as equals. There are Christians who are homophobic, sure. However, the same can be said for atheists, pagans, Muslims and any other group you care to mention. The people who use Christianity as an excuse for homophobia are the same kind of people who won't let their kids play Pokémon because you "enslave animals". And yes, I actually saw someone say that.
blaackandprouud 20
40- I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a Christian and I, and my church, believe that it is wrong to discriminate because of ones sexual orientation. So you can't just make such a general comment like that.
vulpixvixen24 7
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60- You can't just base one person's statements entirely on yourself and the people around you. You aren't the center of the universe.
Senseless_487 29
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I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry for my generalization. I'm only speaking from experience. The majority of Christians I've met have been judgmental and intolerant. Now, if you would refer to my previous comment, you'll notice I didn't say all Christians. I know there are tolerant ones, but the number of intolerant ones I've met outweighs the tolerant ones. In conclusion, if you don't agree with my opinion on Christians, then tough shit.
Senseless_487 29
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Couldn't edit in time. I was going to add that before anyone says I don't know anything about Christians, just know that I was raised in a Christian family, and went to many different churches. My opinions are well-founded.
AussieChild 22
I'm a christian and although I don't agree with the act of homosexuality, I would never discriminate someone because of their sexual orientation. I have plenty of homosexual friends, and I accept that they don't agree with my beliefs and vice versa.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
68- But you haven't met every single Christian in the world. Just because the number of intolerant Christians YOU'VE met outweighs the tolerant ones YOU'VE met doesn't mean anything. I'm Christian and I happen to be very tolerant, as is my entire family and the church I go to. Your "well founded" opinions are just that- opinions. Not fact.
ArielTheMermaid 17
68 I'm a Christian and I feel that if someone wants to be gay, that's their decision. It doesn't affect my life so why should I worry?
rawr_ily96 24
#68 You probably met some of those Westboro idiots. I never thought I'd say this about a church, but Westboro Baptist Church needs to be blown sky high. Even my boyfriend, who is tolerant of just about everyone, hates them with a passion, as do I and most people from our church.
Sacytrl 28
I get what you are driving at and I don't entirely disagree. I mean, you can totally stereotype my country since it is typically reserved and same sex marriage is unheard of. But regardless of the religion, I think it still boils down to how "strict", religious or accepting the parents are. My family members generally have a based opinion on something unconventional thinking or behaviors. But, whenever you try to throw in a stereotype, there's always an exception, although it's a small minority. I happen to be part of that minority who supports same-sex relationships. So you aren't exactly wrong.
Rectov 10
Christians are, however, a much larger and, unfortunately, more influential group.so even if it's just a small number of Christians, (which I don't think it is because every Christian I know is homophobic) it's still a lot of people.
Rectov 10
So you're saying that just because he knows mainly intolerant Christians his opinions are irrelevant but since you know many tolerant ones then you're right. This is why a lot of people don't like Christians. Usually, a simple debate is one sided because the Christian can't accept your views. Notice I didn't say all.
TallMist 32
Never met a tolerant Christian that isn't homophobic, biphobic or transphobic, 107? Now you have.
legitkitty 11
Your parents should always support you. Hopefully they can understand.
Llamacod 11
so if your child goes all "david brom" on your family while you're at a meeting should you still support your child?
OhimWilliam 1
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No sense in hiding it from your own parents.
MCRaddict15 15
Well my parents are homophobes and I think if I was part of the LGBT community I would worry about telling them. It makes you shaky thinking your parents may disown you, tell you were a mistake, try to make you change your mind, etc..
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Ok I know what the l g and b stand for but what is t I'm confused
reapy 14
Im not 100%, but its Transgender.
KiiwiiRox 6
It isn't that easy. I came out to my parents and they cried hysterically and told me I was the devil. I'm sorry to say they are no longer a part of my amazing life. Some people just can't deal or won't deal with it. It's their loss basically.
TallMist 32
L - Lesbian G - Gay B - Bisexual T - Transgender/Transsexual Hope that clears that up for you.
Thaumat 4
I'd say the re-breaking of your arm is probably being overlooked.
vocaloidtiger 12
I am currently more interested in what the Hell your profile picture is supposed to be than your comment.
marmlr339 14
29 - it looks like a close up of an animals muzzle. I'm assuming a dog
DogsPaw 16
It's a dog!! Person who took the picture was looking for the Dogs gold!
GRgoldfish 19
its a dogs butt with sunglasses on it.
conholio33 28
Sorry to hear that OP hope it all works out for you
talinatr 1
Maybe the timing was good because they'll feel too sorry for you to get too mad at you about it? One can hope, right? Anyway, at least it's hopefully a relief to finally be able to tell them :)
woainishamu 21
Darn it! Those anesthetics seem to help enjoy helping others reveal their secrets.
StiffPvtParts 43
This is precisely why I'm terrified of ever going under while on such anesthesia ( *-*)
SteelersxFan 2
Lol fag
dead_insects 18
Really?!
Challos 5
Lol, douche bag.