Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Man that's low of your sister. Family should come first. Things will work out eventually op. Isn't that a break of girl code too?
marinegrant 14
Getting married after a month of being together? Don't worry OP it most likely will not last last
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Comments (108)
amadeclton 27
They're both idiots.
ligerzero459 24
That's a solid reason to cut ties. You don't need those kind of people in your life, even if she's family. Life is way too short to get dragged down by douchebags
worldclassrager 41
Is this a follow up from the FML about them meeting to begin with?
FVCKNLONER 9
What a ****, excuse my french
jerryj 27
That would be "vagin" in French, my good Sir!
cryssycakesx3 23
French makes anything sound sophisticated.
clawei51 11
Because...Anna...you can't marry someone you met in 3 days!
devildog562 33
Same day.... Engaged in the same day they met.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Welp, time to kill them both!
KayyKaylyn 14
Thats pretty shitty
chosha_fml 27
Sounds like they deserve each other and you deserve better.
sweetkickboxer 7
That's so awkward.Forget them,karma will get them both.
SmittyJA24 26
Your sister's "engagement" (LMAO) will last about as long as yours did. Maybe less.