Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Copycat
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Assumptions
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
Man that's low of your sister. Family should come first. Things will work out eventually op. Isn't that a break of girl code too?
marinegrant 14
Getting married after a month of being together? Don't worry OP it most likely will not last last
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Comments (108)
kristen5286 12
That's really crappy of your sister. I'm sorry.
teamnikster 9
I feel ya. My brother dated my ex-girlfriend after I dated her. I was the only reason they knew each other. So. But karma has its ways. I wished them no harm, but damn, did karma do a number on those two :) Anywho, it'll be okay. Forgive, let live, and move on. She gets your sloppy seconds:)
cartoonboy 26
Idaho? No, shedahoe
screwlu 3
I spent a "good" minute trying to figure out what OP had type... Grammar counts OP...
angiespook 18
Engaged, but a month ago he was with you? The real FML here is the sister, she's stuck with this loser who jumps from girl to girl and proposes after a month. You don't want him, trust me.
sophiehelen 32
Not considered the possibility they've been together more than a week? Been having an affair for a while is a high possibility
sophiehelen 32
What an arsehole! Disown them both
TheFuckGiver1230 22
That must be a real shocker.
lalallaaidk 6
B**ches. Get Hot Get Rich and never look back.
lollypop30001 19
One man trash is another mans treasure! Let her keep your sloppy second cause that all she can get!
SammiixSue 13
A month?!