Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Godfreyy 2
did she meet one in the middle on the way down aswell?
Complaining 13
Time to break the relationship.
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Comments (189)
neonguitarz 2
What a bitch
Jasonf6 0
and women say men are cheaters....hypocrites.
Shasha_Bendan 2
Oh my god. Sorry to hear that. I'm in a long distance relationship myself and there was a time where my boyfriend and I didn't get to see each other for 2 years also. If he had shown up with some other girl when I went to visit him I would have killed them both! DX
GlamourGhoul 3
Smh... That just sucks ducks!
fckdupzf 0
such a bitch!
nomz333 5
she's not worth it find someone else
vickill 0
relasonship never work if you don't see each other, sorry man you'll fine the right girl that's wort ur time bro.
MissRoxiie 12
what did you expect ?
andyKAMP 0
plow a few chicks send her the tape and move on maybe she'll get the picture then
ArsenalFan12 0
Is his name charlie......jk that sucks