Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, after 6 months abroad, I finally got home to the airport at 5 a.m. where my parents were supposed to be picking me up. I called my mother to let her know I'd landed. She picked up with a sleepy voice and asked, "Who is this?" I'm an only child and we live 2 hours away from the airport. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend of 10 months to rent a car, for which he needed his dad to sign for. To avoid introducing me, he banished me to the nearest airport terminal, and picked me up 45 minutes later, around 11:30 p.m. FML
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allyrn13 12
Double check your calendar next time.
nanny1010 12
At least he knows you are really excited to see him :-)
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Comments (128)
allyrn13 12
Double check your calendar next time.
Qandol 26
Sometimes we do forget things, such as date, time, when we are in excitement mood. So thats what may happened to OP.
beanybabe 13
hahaha aw op you must be gutted but hey, only 7 more days to wait
xcarxcrashx 9
Unless it was in the calendar wrong which is how she wound up early. I've done that before.
doctorhook86 25
If your calendar is wrong, it's an honest mistake... but still your own fault.
FurryPride 9
Watch it be some creep.
shift_love 13
At least you weren't a week late
bertman21 5
Hey could have been worse he could have gotten off the plane with his new girlfriend
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#87 - That's exactly where I thought this FML was headed. :P
iLOLatURpain69 7
You wouldn't check with him to find if he was leaving? YDI, for being stupid. Shouldn't be that hard to figure out what day the plane lands.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Geez, calm down. She was eager to see her Long Distance boyfriend, not legally stupid as hell. Mistakes happen.
eoko 12
Oops.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I did it again.
allard 14
You played with my heart.
hockeyoceancity 13
I shaved my head!
PeeblesWiggins 0
I shrunk the kids again!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You killed it. Damn you.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Oh baby, baby..
stephan18 23
Stuff happens, no big deal, the wait will be worth it I bet.
onlychildFTW 34
Waiting is normally the most exciting part because you know it'll be awesome when it finally happens.
Rommel1942 9
Ya, I'm in a long distance relationship too. Seeing my gf in december. Haven't seen her besides Skype in 1.5 years. So stoked for it, it's totally worth the wait
brownov6969 4
******* pussy
brownov6969 4
Soft as baby shit you pussy
SOD_sonofdixie 5
Yea I've been dating a girl for 8 months and I'm about to move so were about to have to go through all this so say a prayer for us please.
nanny1010 12
At least he knows you are really excited to see him :-)
nanny1010 12
Agreed! I would have been talking with him before hand to confirm, but I guess she was just so excited she didn't think about it. I've done stuff like this too though. It happens to the best of us.
daminantion 14
I wasn't aware people can use cell phones when on an airplane, I thought Airplane mode was made for such occasions.. Lest I'm over thinking it
MustangGirl72 9
83: you can text and call before you get on the plane
MDTeddy 13
And so can Op.
MrRayBans 8
Next time double check your email so you don't waste your time. Time=money. So technically you wasted money as well.
stephan18 23
What's money got to do with her being there for her boyfriend?..! If she went to pick him up, she probably wasn't working and had free time.
ydi_4_suking 20
The only thing I can get from the money thing is wasted gasoline. But no that comment didn't really make sense
MidnaLink 35
22 thats the same thought I had
CyborgBanana 12
We also don't capitalize the first letter of every word in a sentence in the 21st century. Welcome.
mishaparis 7
How is that a habit? Isn't it annoying to press shift every word you write?
dav3800 7
Well... being early is a good thing in life.
TarieBoo 2
gosh...i dont know what it is...but a sex joke can be made out of that^ comment
GuessWhatKids 13
Having a child early isn't a good thing... Busting a nut a minute in isn't a good thing... Dying early isn't a good thing... Your comment doesn't make sense.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't be so horney. Next time, check first. Did you not call him to verify the airline and arrival time?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Pretty sure it's horny. You should know that, considering you're Jiraiya and all.
lajaynay 15
Better early than late? This would really suck if the airport is 2 or more hours away.
TheUnholyApple 6
And to think your vibrator thought it was finally getting some time off.
reallytho3 11
Ba-doom-chish lol
PantyGAMES 10
The noise you're actually looking for is 'Ba-Dum-Tss'.
reallytho3 11
Right... Well you know what I meant
olpally 33
Just a tad premature there, op...