Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Godfreyy 2
did she meet one in the middle on the way down aswell?
Complaining 13
Time to break the relationship.
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Comments (189)
stillxsearching 3
surprised nobody has postulated this yet, but i'll throw it out there as the most likely scenario in my humble opinion: OP and some girl chatted online frequently for ~2 years after meeting on a message board / chat room / whatever. OP somehow got the impression that they were boyfriend and girlfriend, though this was never actually discussed or agreed upon between them. They agreed to meet in person. OP thought he was meeting his girlfriend; girl thought she was meeting a random online friend and therefore it was acceptable to introduce him to her real boyfriend.
geeksaresexy 18
I agree. If he'd met her before 'I met up with' or 'I saw' would have been more appropriate.
SmittyJA24 26
long distance or not, ... that's not much of a relationship.
chelseaaababyyy 17
two years ?? thats a long ass time without seeing your boyfriend/girlfriend. its ****** up what she did but im sure you have probley cheated too. /:
Calyx_fml 22
Shakespere was wrong. Absence makes the heart grow frigid. Long distance "relationships" (if you can call it that) don't work. You broke up as soon as she moved two years ago.
afroking22 0
woow Chris brown tha bitch, but hey women get lonely too
KattAlex 4
Does her name happen to be Tori? Because, this chick sounds like my cousin.
KattAlex 4
What? My cousin dated a guy on Myspace for three years than brought her other boyfriend, James, to meeting him.
dennisisgood100 7
uggghh that' pisses me the **** off!!!!!!!
angel_loverknk 0
maybe he was a Mormon missionary. they're gone for two years straight so it's very possible that his girlfriend couldn't handle him being away.
anothersuicide 0
to prevent things like this frm happening to me, I use Christianmingle.com. that way I know who I'm talking to is commited.
mchunt07 1
i am in the military and have been away from my wife for the past 6 months due to being out of country. i see both men and women cheating on their spouses on the regular. i have managed to stay faithful to my wife and i believe she has done the same. it's all just a matter of how strong your will power is. if she couldn't handle it, than **** his life cause she'll do it to him to.