Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Godfreyy 2
did she meet one in the middle on the way down aswell?
Complaining 13
Time to break the relationship.
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Comments (189)
SpruceDread4578 13
met? or went to see? I'm only stuck on that part because it seems that they way he said it that they had never even met. but it still sucks I suppose.
brlam 0
she played you haha
hateevryone 15
another reason why im against long distance relationships
Omit 4
whatta bitch
wtvr 2
not to be rude... but two years without seeing eachother once and you didnt realize somethings wrong? lack of interest on her part or anything? and why would you want to have a committed relationship without seeing eachother for two years anyway?!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Because to some people, long distance relationships are just as good and sometimes very rewarding/worth it.
yeppers10 1
Wow. I wish the guy had listed the city, because I think I know who this is...
HansHansen 8
Kick her in the **** right after you dumped that bitch.
lovelinkinpark 1
Threesome?
Vetselm 12
what a bitch!
IamNOTobligated 0
Why the hell were u in a long distance relationship in the first place? Everybody knows they never work, why don't you do, what you ****** should of in the first place, MOVE ON AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!
kimono_fml 17
LDRs never work? it's hilarious you say that, because the result of my 5 year long LDR is an engagement, and me moving in with him in 9 months. lol keep your stupid, uneducated comments to yourself