Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. He pointed to two crossed swords above the fireplace and informed me the right one is his, and that if I ever hurt his daughter, he’ll give me a fighting chance by letting me use the left one. This guy thinks he lives in the Middle Ages or something. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
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bjhhjh 20
And thats the reason there is 911 and life crisis hotlines
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Unless he was joking, run. Now.
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Comments (156)
ansleyyelizabeth 12
What is submitting to every whim? I must be dumb
Owlnight321 16
I would still go on with my daily life he can't control how she lives her life I would just take it as a joke and not care
Enslaved 38
Until you **** over his daughter and a shooting "accident" happens.
ccdude14 4
I personally find his behavior atrocious and childish. If he can't trust his daughter to find a good guy and take care of her in a relationship then he obviously didnt raise her right. Threatening violence is a great way to serve jail time. If he was serious tell the cops. No really. Do not be intimidated. He sounds like an asshole
Dawnstempest 17
@50 Why call the cops first? I'd say stand up for yourself and just tell him to knock off acting like a gradeschool bully. And THEN if he threatens again call the cops.
Rainhawk94 27
Treat her well!
dachayke 16
Ask her what she thinks about it and if she agrees then break up and stay the **** away from her.
lincolnick4 19
Dont worry OP, usually they just want to see if u are serious about the relationship or just playing around.
Dawnstempest 17
Things like this sicken me. Let's flip it for a moment. If it was some son's parent threatening the same thing to their son's girlfriend saying "Submit to my girlfriends every whim or die" that just seems wrong... Closer to slavery then a relationship I'd say. A relationship is supposed to be about two people who love and trust each other being equals in every way. It isn't supposed to be one side living in complete and object terror of the other... That's abusive, not a good relationship. "Oh God, did I was the dishes before she gets home?! If I don't her Dad will kill me!" As a parent I can understand wanting the best for your kids, but at the same time you should have raised them well enough to know that they will come to you if there's a serious problem with their relationship. You don't need to bully and threaten their partner just to prove you're still a rude person.
FMLcommenterer 13
So he showed you the bullet for the gun you stole from him so he wouldn't try and threaten you? Genius OP. Pure genius.
jakerrrbaker 8
Probably just trying to scare you, but be careful... You never know!