Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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cynide 13
Run.
joe502 3
Holy crap, I have to get me one of those!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought cleaning my riot shotguns would be good enough... But the shirt with the guns will defiantly keep little pricks out of here....
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Comments (162)
jarrettd 27
It obviously had the desired affect.
Iniezian 18
I'd just tell him my dad's a successful lawyer, and if he shoots me, he's guaranteed to fry on the chair. Seriously, don't be intimidated, these dads forget that murder is illegal.
asmb100 27
But usually, their intent isn't to make sure the kid knows that the dad is going to kill them, it's to intimidate them. Usually the only harm he'll do is if the kid harms his daughter.
Eorlas 31
Jesus the parents that do this are ******* stupid. This is one of my bit pet peeves. 1) Your daughter is going to want to date, get the **** over it. 2) You look like an idiot, and people will like you less for your overly defensive behavior. 3) You are distancing the relationship with your child. Good going. When she needs you, she'll be less likely to seek you out. 4) You're not actually going to hurt anyone, because you'll go to jail. So this is just a pointless power play. A lot of people should not be allowed to parent.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Yah, pretty much all of this. Unless the father intended the shirt as a joke. (Some people have senses of humor that are in really bad taste, surprise surprise.)
makitokito 14
YeaI strongly disagree. my dad had one too and I didnt give a damn one way or another it was funny as hell to everyone. sure made my boyfriend a tad bit worried but every boyfriend with a dad is and he eventually laughed with us. There is nothing wrong with dads watching out for their girls especially when anything at all can happen.
sandman74d 4
Awesome, I have and wear the same shirt!!
elrcastor 8
sound like he's a gun nut, if your into guns you've got it made.
antny082787 5
I want one! Sounds like it would be a great gag for any boy who dates my daughter
ao9s7yashdun 7
That's what you get for living in Texas.
EMTchic 14
Heyy! I gave my dad a shirt just like that for his birthday last week! Lmao =D
Rebeccakuchefski 2
sorry to hear that my dad has the same shirt that he wears everytime my boyfriend comes over you got it easy my father also sits there with every shotgun that him and i own and doesnt leave until he does...
nyu2jh 4
Haha my dad has one just like that! Don't be intimidated!