Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
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Glidefedt 6
Don't we all?
ManInTheMachine 20
We all know that's what you were thinking, though. A Freudian slip? I think not. It's better to get it out of your system now anyway, before they invite you over for holiday dinner. It's better than blurting out the day after "I enjoyed porking your mom last night." instead of "I enjoyed the pork your mom made last night."
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Comments (86)
Glidefedt 6
Don't we all?
ManInTheMachine 20
This isn't what I meant when I said "I want in on this."
Harpy20 24
Well he had to know what he was getting himself into...
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, Noor. Yes we do...
lilhellian 27
^^ Once you go black, you don't cum back..
winnerme123 8
All at once? Ouch. She'll be nice and loose for ya.
Shadow6969 0
At least the truth came out =)
codyjohn17 5
Or did the truth come in? BURN! (70s show)
NicollieO 7
Whose to say that was the truth?
itsgonnahappento 11
Ouch, sorry OP. just explain, I'm sure he will understand!
Nightwing98 22
I'm sure he won't....
MatteKudasai 17
Girlfriend's fathers are not exactly the most understanding people...
Quasar55_fml 18
You think a guy who asks "explain your interest in dating my daughter" will understand ? He sounds likes he's making the boyfriend go through a ******* job interview even if its about his daughter, that doesn't look too understanding
ManInTheMachine 20
We all know that's what you were thinking, though. A Freudian slip? I think not. It's better to get it out of your system now anyway, before they invite you over for holiday dinner. It's better than blurting out the day after "I enjoyed porking your mom last night." instead of "I enjoyed the pork your mom made last night."
laurenlovesjb 20
Just explain the mistake, and laugh it off:) Hopefully he's a nice guy and he will just laugh with you:)
onlychildFTW 34
Fathers of daughters you are dating can be freakily over protective. But I can see with all the creeps out there they need to be.
sougstad 7
At least he didn't catch you in the act of being in his daughter, which is not so correctable!
ocramavaf 15
honesty is golden op
ICastillo 25
Well I don't think that's a lie...
That_Korean_Kid 4
Smoooooth as silk
Ozuru 11
A slip? I think not.