Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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singer4life666 0
Well, you had to get your looks from somewhere.
kindlystfupls 0
woow. what is with the douchebaggy parents lately? even if my kids were disgustingly ugly I would never tell them or laugh at them for trying to make themselves more confident. geez.
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Comments (93)
abbie129 4
Lmao. **** your life.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
tell them you meant shots of you getting head. then we'll see who's laughing.
marmlr339 14
yea agreed with #1. FYL
iSitt 0
is the headshot person the same as the modeling agency ? Sounds like a scam. Or they'll kidnap you and sell you on the organ market.
0opsie 6
You don't even have to be pretty to be a model. You just have to have the "right body", which is tall, thin, and angular. If you're not that, then YDI for not doing your research and wanting to bother a modeling agency with yet another useless portfolio of a wanna-be model.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#19 im in if she is
mamamiaaa_fml 12
44- Ahh yes of course I shall have it arranged asap. I'll be the photographeress.
EllieB123 5
42- Yupp, you are correct!
ArmyxWife 5
42- I'm a size 5 with a 28 in waste. Average n I'm a model. It's about personality and how u work with the camera. Trust me. U dont have to be skinny or really tall. So that logic is false
vampivy23 16
There's a button for that.
singer4life666 0
Well, you had to get your looks from somewhere.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
^win
blazed562 0
Win :)
VeeVengeance 0
hahaha :D too bad she wasn't smart enough to come up with that on her own.
oldenuff2party 3
lol ur ugly
sylvialerree 0
rude
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
^LAD
Draminicaus 0
Am I the only person that had to read that a second time because I thought it was talking about Call of Duty? o_O
_Rachell 0
Haha Modern Warfare&Black Ops FTW!
_HeadShot_ 0
I was thinking headshots lol like my name?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I got 44 kills. once. I like head shots. mhmmmm.
shortystar_fml 0
lame lol
mamamiaaa_fml 12
what's lame is my aim. awhaa?! I made a rhyme!
Draminicaus 0
Congratulations Dr. Seuss. Now go play in traffic with the green cars, red cars, and blue cars.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
sounds dangerous. I'll get on it right away.
stephanie911_fml 0
Hahaha, I'm addicted to black ops right now( :
_Rachell 0
Black Ops is the shizznits.
Discombobulated9 12
I can't believe you guys are talking about Call of Duty where it is completely irrelevant on FML ¬_¬
mzeemzima 0
haha IKR black ops is da shit FTW
Dre24 0
don't diss ausomeness, haha yeah just made a word hit me up on black ops dre2469
MimaaRoar 0
Black Ops is addictive 8) on xbox live im csanti1619 :D well thats my dads account (=^~^=)
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Skyrim > MW3 > BF3
kindlystfupls 0
woow. what is with the douchebaggy parents lately? even if my kids were disgustingly ugly I would never tell them or laugh at them for trying to make themselves more confident. geez.
sports_chic 6
I agree
kindlystfupls 0
I know right? and they'll also be horribly deformed considering my fiancé is ALSO my brother/cousin!! hah! :D
1personinthiswor 0
I dunno, my family's like that too, I just think it's funny. Only those who never built up a resistance to that form of comedy get offended and post on FML, remember.
WankersCramp 0
i would buy them a fake pair of **** for christmas.
MimaaRoar 0
My mom and dad are like that, and then they always ask me why I'm so self-concious (can't spell that word).
sports_chic 6
FYL!
raw_tigahh 2
I'm guessing that submitting them would be a waste of time...
Mirorbo 27
That's just downright cruel....
sk3l370n 0
just to choose the right modelling agency and youll have the last laugh
worldclass 0
Prove 'em wrong. Unless you're ugly as ****.
colombiancartel 0
bravo