Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
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prttyyngthng 0
That's one HELL of a first impression.
mogan_fml 0
the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.
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medusa_fml 0
oh god i HATE meeting the family they are usually bastards you obviously didnt mean it if they dont let you forget about it dont even worry about trying to do nice things for them ever again
MinaGermania 12
#11 I think I might be pissed too if someone dislocated my child's shoulders and it wouldn't make a good Impression, but it's obvious she didn't mean to so I hope they get over it somehow And if thats what you think about family or your partner's family I feel sorry for you
projekt84 0
this happens more often than you think
lorakf93 0
ahahahaha. I DID THE EXACT SAME TO MY LITTLE SISTER. but. seriously. its more FHL. she is the one who got hurt.
mobius8 0
Aw that sucks. Apparently it happens quite often, and it's usually the parents, so don't feel bad. I'm obsessively careful with my daughter (I don't even let her climb very high on the kids playground) and I still used to do this with her until I was told this could happen.
Amkii 0
LOL! I love it! She probably deserved it, actually. Once they put 'em back in... do it again! ;) #2 - Haha yesss.
Jimboom 12
@ #10 And what? You think it's acceptable to throw puppies about? You think they are somehow less fragile than kids? @ OP I wouldn't feel too bad. The kid was probably egging you on as kids do. But next time put common sense in front of trying to impress your b/f's parents by submitting to what the kid sister wants. Even if she gets persistent.
backyarddcg123 2
Shut the hell up with all the "oh my god!!! You throw puppies around" that's not what they said I work with dogs all day at work and its completely ok to play rough with dogs/puppies have u ever seen two dogs play it can get pretty gnarly u dnt see them pussying out and this is no longer going anywhere I'm sorry
Calaura9 0
This used to happen to my cousin when she was about 2-6. She eventually grew out of it as her body and ligaments got stronger... how old was the little girl?
AK 2
What the hell? How hard did you swing her around!? This should be an FML for the poor kid.
Bella_x 0
LMFAO I've heard about this happening to a few kids, shit happens. Not really your fault, pero still, I bed her parents wanted to KILL you hahaha.
_apecakez 0
LOL! "faster! FASTER! ARHH!" "oh dear God! your shoulders look .... slightly slumped."