Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, it appears that when in high school I made one of those "If we're unmarried at 35, we should marry each other" deals. Well, this afternoon she turned up at my house. I'm not married, but I have a pregnant girlfriend. She claimed a girlfriend doesn't count so our promise is still binding. And yes, she had the crazy eyes. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
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Brukernavn 0
Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.
escualida 0
YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!
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Comments (269)
shanster 3
so let her die, the end. I was dating this psychotic guy the year I graduated high school and he told me he would kill himself if I ever left him, at the time I hadn't planned on dumping him but as soon as he made that remark; I stood up and said "Sorry but we're through" and walked out. HEEEY AND GUESS WHAT, HE DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF! but if he did, I wouldn't have cared, he was a freaking crazy person and probably would have ended up doing something crazy later on and killing a bunch of people so it actually might have been a good thing if he committed suicide. tl;dr: Moral of the story is LET THE BITCH DIE.
MissKayla 2
If I were you I'd send that crazy bitch to a mental ward, but tell her it's a spa..
lmaoatyourlife 0
You can ruin your own life to save some one else's... your not happy, she's not happy. She can't love you that much if she is knowingly making you so unhappy. Leave the bitch, but if she choses not to kill herself.. don't move on too soon, have some respect. If she does die.. hooray, your life is now beginning :)!
Noxic 0
YDI for marrying a psycho.
BikerMike 0
dump that ****** up ****. let her kill herself.
cieramc 0
Find someone who isn't attached. How can you have feelings for a man that isn't yours? The poor thing is in an unhappy marriage that he chose to become a part of. Boo hoo. If both people in a marriage love each other, are great friends, and want the marriage/relationship to work than it can. Complaining about being unhappy gets you nowhere in life.
bsr414 0
You should try to get her help, but as everyone else has said, why would you let her ruin your life? She's threatening you with suicide so you'd feel guilty. If she kills herself its not because you left her, its because she has problems and is unable to deal with them. People who are mentally healthy don't kill themselves. Get her help and get the hell out of there. It is not your fault unless you actually kill her.
AboutToSnap 0
You poor guy. There is no reason to keep yourself in a loveless marraige. Be honest, break it off, and move on. She won't off herself... i've had that teenage drama line thrown at me, its juvinile. Someone like that can't possibly be a good partner for anyone. Leave while you can.
Perversive 0
I read a similar FML to this one except it wasn't about the whole package thing and after reading it I thought of a solution. This may sound stupid but do it: Go to the police station and explain the whole situation. Tell the officer that your wife threatens to kill herself if you divorce her. From there I believe that they will probably come and take her to help her with her mental problems. This way you can divorce her and get togethor with that other girl that you like.
capthavoc123 0
You totally deserved all of this. There's no two ways about it.
epccsplayer 0
FYL, but you should really get on that. Get rid of her.