Today, I received a DM on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of, saying, "Eric X's wife says HI." She goes on to say that she is going to find me, and ruin my life the way I have ruined hers. I've never even heard of Eric X and am happily engaged. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came across a friend on Instagram. She's engaged… to my abusive ex… who has been stalking and harassing me lately. She was wearing the ring he gave me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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Raych_Riot 0
Maybe she ment Eric's ex wife ? Its not really an Fml if it was just a case of mistaken identity anyway. She'll relise her mistake, get embaresed and block you (:
I_am_stupid_also 6
She has you mistaken for someone else. Have some fun with it. Tell her Eric has decided to move in with you and would she please put all his stuff on the lawn and he will be by to pick it up later.
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Comments (66)
Ancients 8
Scary!
LEPOfficer 0
Or Chemical? Thus, the Power Puff Girls were born!
perdix 31
I'd change mine to Mac O. S. How's that for geeky?
Intoxicunt 6
He has a brother named Malcolm. Hai, Perdix and Mercy. :)
boone_fml 0
Eric X man of the future come back in time to cheat on your wife for you.
The_Pleb 0
I dont know i dont care But this Eric guy your talking bout... Is a real player I once called myself Eric so i could cheat on my female, although im not saying this is me but it could be WIN for him and me
perdix 31
Hey, Toxi. And another brother called Ray Ted. Work on it.
igivein 4
what if your fiance is really eric x with a name change?
TheSadCupcake 0
That's because you're a ******* toolshed.
hwkfan1 10
and 2 more bros named Reese and Dewey
pingpongpickle 8
no he should rename himself Fed :D
skatergirl9875 0
maybe instead of eric x's wife she meant eric's x wife? maybee...
Raych_Riot 0
Maybe she ment Eric's ex wife ? Its not really an Fml if it was just a case of mistaken identity anyway. She'll relise her mistake, get embaresed and block you (:
LatinoHeat 0
The woman is probably jealous of you because your fiancee is hot and looks like Clay Aiken. Ignore her, not everyone can be as lucky as you are. Worst case scenario, block her Facebook name and pretend like she never existed.
8trickster8 0
9thdd
nicesprites 4
no he said x in substitution for Eric's last name.
I_am_stupid_also 6
She has you mistaken for someone else. Have some fun with it. Tell her Eric has decided to move in with you and would she please put all his stuff on the lawn and he will be by to pick it up later.
lilspeed24 0
lol...that would be too funny!!!
xNephilim 19
#4... WIN. The OP should totally do that. :D
blastvortex 4
Either she's a nutter and has got the wrong person or something in your past that you don't remember is about to come back to haunt you (it doesn't really matter whether you know the guy or not in that case). LOL about the potential of the latter.
mj2123 0
Or you could just tell her that she has the wrong person. Hold on to the note in case she actually does something and you need to get the police involved.
karrdesw 0
You were successfully trolled, and so was FML.com with this bullshit. Seriously, people send out messages like that all the time just to random strangers to troll them. YDI it for letting your profile be visible.
Vedder 0
How is this an FML? Ever consider the possibility that there's someone else on this planet who might have the same name as yours? Obviously she wrote to the wrong person.
ani7793 0
dude. its still creepy as hell. its like pennywise leaving a message on your answering machine or calling your cell...whether it really is for you its still a wtf and omg
Lisa89 3
Spam, or just tell her she's mistaken?
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
Idiots, X is his last name. She doesn't want to reveal his identity.