Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
Today, after lying to my kid so she doesn’t learn how little her dad cares about her, my current husband, who didn’t know I was doing this, told her everything, such as how the last two times her dad flaked on picking her up was because he was in Vegas gambling, or in jail for hiring hookers. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
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clairecurses 19
it's not completely his fault...
Mynxie 26
How is he dirt bag? Maybe she shouldn't have slept with someone she just met and knew nothing about it. Or was too stupid to even use a condom.
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Comments (51)
Mynxie 26
How is he dirt bag? Maybe she shouldn't have slept with someone she just met and knew nothing about it. Or was too stupid to even use a condom.
Mynxie 26
*is a dirt bag
Mynxie 26
*not use I wish there was an edit option
MadiGirl24 18
Who's to say they didn't use one? It's not always 100% effective.
joeyl1990 28
The fake phone number and not giving a last name makes him a dirt bag. He knew pregnancy could be a result from the sex but he made sure it's practically impossible for her to contact him about it.
The_candyman 13
he could have been thinking she was on the pill. maybe she should have gotten that information before sex. she has to take responsibility for her actions
HarleyQuinn♦️♠️♥️♣️ 3
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Why does everyone blame the chick?
TinScarecrow 15
I don't see anyone calling the daughter names
The_candyman 13
Unless she was raped, she did it willingly and is responsible for it as well as the guy. the mother just wants to call the guy an ass hole and act like her daughter is the innocent one.
withered 30
Nothing wrong with sleeping around AS LONG AS YOU USE PROTECTION. Which the daughter and her one night stand didn't use, clearly. The daughter needs some education about protection. I hope she doesn't keep the because imo someone that can't handle something as simple as using protection definitely shouldn't take care of a child.
withered 30
keep the child*
AzrielB 8
there's also something called "stealthing"
Simi TheSimtown 6
Agreed
tounces7 28
The fact that she is an idiot, doesn't really make him less of a dirt-bag. He obviously knew that consequences could result, and made sure he couldn't be found when they happened.
Mongo999 9
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Damn fine job of parenting! No responsibility. No consequences. Gee, dare I ask if she had been drinking? (Under age?) And, certainly this was the FIRST time she had ever done anything like this. Welcome to 18 years of consequences! But then, it's ALL his fault!
clairecurses 19
it's not completely his fault...
joeyl1990 28
giving the fake number so if she does get pregnant and try to contact him is.
TinScarecrow 15
you're assuming that was the intention
skippydoda 32
She didn't have to sleep with him.
StarkWolf_fml 23
congrats on being a grandmother
Aurora25 29
Should have told her to use condoms or not sleep around
julfunky 29
There’s a good chance she DID tell her, she just didn’t listen.
timon6442 6
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Maybe if you didn't raise a **** she wouldn't be going around constantly having one night stands
nrvanagrl 6
Woah, hey. Let’s back off the **** shaming here.
MamaChey 24
Timon442. You are absolutely inappropriate blaming the parent here. HUGE dbag comment. Dick
Tony K. 8
Well kids who make these stupid mistakes it's usually the parents fault. Not saying it's easy to parent cause I'm not a parent myself but usually the kid acts in a certain way because of how they were raised.
MamaChey 24
How do you turn one post into constantly sleeping around?
Ghostrui 31
People are required to give real numbers and full names to every one night stand they have?
Mathalamus 25
Probably a good idea....
tounces7 28
It's not the fact he didn't give her his number - it's the fact he intentionally gave her a fake one.
lationas 25
Why is it never a problem when women do it, but nearly criminal when it's the other way around??
cornyrob 33
But she'll always remember him from the clap he gave her.
Ed Munson 14
Ba-dum shhhhhh
pjsr 33
In case she forgets she has a child
aruden 25
This will be a fun one to explain to the kid when it gets older. Let's be honest here. She chose to participate in the one night stand. She wasn't on the pill and or probably didn't require he wore a condom. He didn't give her his last name but she also didn't ask for it. He might be a dirt bag but so is your daughter.
Dave_Davington 34
He's a dirt bag for lying, not for having a one night stand. Contrary to popular, puritanical belief, there's nothing wrong with one night stands as long as it's all consensual.
skippydoda 32
He didn't rape her. She chose to have a one night stand and he didn't want anymore contact. She had the choice to say no.
TinScarecrow 15
consensual AND responsible. clearly this was not
DragonMaiden7 15
Damn these comments are ******* brutal. I agree that your daughter is DEFINITELY at fault here for being so irresponsible and just not mature enough to handle sexual situations, but the guy is definitely a ********. I’m not entirely sure people in the comments are so quick to bend over backwards for his defense. Your daughter shouldn’t have have one night stands and these things won’t happen, but the guy is not a victim. I think a few of these commenters are MGTOWs or stuffed the ‘red pill’ down their gullet. Aka everything is the woman’s fault. I say the two are equally shitty, and you probably have your share in this situation too for not teaching your daughter about being more responsible.
Lily_Rain77 25
In a world where people are assholes and women can get pregnant everyone needs to take full responsibility for themselves. If that means calling that number right away to make sure it works, being on the pill when sexually active, requiring he wear a condom, providing that condom, it's on her or she's gonna regret it. Of course he's an asshole. But she should have known better.
Rabite 28
"everyone needs to take full responsibility for themselves." You say "everyone" and then just list things women have to be responsible for and none for men. lol..
TinScarecrow 15
Considering the consequenses in this scenario are most definitely aimed directly at the girl the comment stands
PenguinPal3017 19
Women are the ones who get pregnant. Shocker. Never took sex ed?