Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, it appears that when in high school I made one of those "If we're unmarried at 35, we should marry each other" deals. Well, this afternoon she turned up at my house. I'm not married, but I have a pregnant girlfriend. She claimed a girlfriend doesn't count so our promise is still binding. And yes, she had the crazy eyes. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
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Brukernavn 0
Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.
escualida 0
YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!
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D2_fml 0
You shouldn't be leaving your wife when she needs you most. She's obviously not well. In sickness and in health right? Sorry.
xd0rkiee 0
When the hell will she not need him? Should he stay with her forever and ruin his own life because she "needs him?" OP, divorce her. If she suicides, it's not your fault at all. FYL.
chicken_lover 2
there's a difference between sickness and emotional abuse. manipulating someone to marry and stay with you and being bitchy to them=/=sickness. that's abuse. if op was the girl, you would be telling her to run away. women can abuse people too. emotionally, physically, AND sexually. women aren't always the victims.
ensemble 0
if she kills herself, that's not your problem. you're not gonna be unhappy just because she can't get a life. divorce, marry that perfect girl and BE HAPPY. this is your only chance, your only life, DON'T WASTE IT! /srs bsnss
davek 36
MTFU.
Quanyn 5
The first time you meet someone it always seems like that. If it's real - you'll feel the same way a year from now - if you do - divorce your wife and follow your love. Life is too short. You can't save your wife - only she can save herself. You're probably contributing to your wives problems.
VeilOfVelvet 0
Leave her if you're so unhappy. She won't do it. And if she does, it isn't your fault. You didn't MAKE her do it; she had the choice. In fact you shouldn't have gotten married over a threat of suicide anyway, but that's beside the point. This is one of those moments where you shouldn't put someone else before yourself. Leave her, and be with the girl who makes you happy.
bbimbadnews 0
YDI. also, some people who threaten to kill themselves in a relationship are going to end up killing the partner. just a thought... you 'felt bad' enough to marry her? how about you feel badly to actually do something that would help her? everyone else has said it already. get her some help and move on. i hate when people use others as an excuse. just like the guy my friend is in love with. he "loves her" and "wants to be with her" but, since he has a baby with his current girlfriend, he can't leave her. since its impossible to still be a father without being a husband. and since if you have a kid with someone at 23, you should remain tied to them forever. that's healthy. such BS.
angel14215 0
Borderline personality much? call the cops, have her put in the psych ward for threatening to commit suicide.
noshitsherlock 0
WTF. Someone who REALLY LOVES YOU would never do that to you. So you're willing to sacrifice YOUR happiness by being stuck with her? She's ******* psycho and MANIPULATIVE, HELLO. I would tell her PARENTS, then start divorce proceedings. That way, they can take care of her/she can be their problem.
asiancreampuff 0
To requote 109: "Maybe she became this "Nasty Attention-seeking bitch" because her husband is too busy looking at other women."
ashsan 0
Asshole!!!