Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
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alex_vik 1
Practice what you preach.
xViolet11 0
you could of told him not to give you a hickey or not let him suck on our neck period. YDI!!!
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Comments (125)
angel1495 0
Making out with someone when you're a religious person isn't being a hypocrite. Letting someone give you a hickey isn't smart, but it's not a sin. My friend sticks a spoon in the freezer for a couple hours then holds the back of the spoon against her hickey when she gets them. She claims it works, and I would assume it does since I've come home to see a spoon in our freezer at least 2 times in the last few months. Next time, OP, tell the person you're with to NOT give you any hickeys or to just stay away from your neck in general if they can't control themselves. Set the boundary ahead of time so there are no surprises.
mrteacup 0
the writer lives in Florida your excuse ideas suck why would they be cold?
timo1338 0
YDI for being stupid and not useing your brain ;coverup ,cold spoon ,you know that kinda thinking ? and for being a Christian & #105 ...I only look down on Christians because my family follows that shit and I forced as child to go sit and listen to ignorance and lies .And now I'm old enough to know what's true and what's religous bullshit to suck up more dumbasses like you into it.
teacher411 0
Oh another religous hypocrit..... This is why I stopped going to church
ambrz 0
practice what u preach!
fukcre 0
It's really easy to lie to people in church. Just do that. Or, I don't know, stop living a lie.
Tyranus 7
ydi