Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
Relationship goals
Today, I'm thinking about cheating on my fiancée with someone who will actually love me, not control me. FML
Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Logic
Today, according to my boyfriend, it’s not cheating if he doesn’t love the other woman, so if it’s just sex, it’s not cheating and I shouldn’t be upset. FML
They made me do it
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
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DahkLohd 4
Good luck with that relationship.
Sparx1_1 16
Douche bags think it's ok to cheat. Real men (and women) know better.
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DahkLohd 4
Good luck with that relationship.
DahkLohd 4
Tell him that if you catch him kissing anyone else, his next kiss will be on a Dementor.
prinzess_fml 25
harry sucker kids go to mlia
andy231245 4
LOL @ THE SECOND COMMENT
koji8123 0
o(^▽^)o your awesome dahklohd。
willmatrix 6
all she has to do is cheat on him and see how he likes it
Cheekylozza 3
Ohh yeah, cheat on him and be the better person? Just get rid of him cause no girl should be treated like that. :-)
sexybeastsexybea 0
was he trying to imply something by that perhaps?
newnew8 0
oh wow. I'd leave him
banana_buddy 6
It's not cheating as long as your thinking of your partner while ur doing it
jO_73 0
really? seriously? I wouldn't agree. Have fun with that. Or more accurately, have fun with someone you're in a relationship with playing by those rules.
DocBastard 40
Banana buddy, did you really just use the incorrect "your" and "ur" in the same sentence? Are my eyes deceiving me? Can I come to your house and beat correct grammar into your skull, or would that be too subtle? Maybe I need to etch "you're = you are" onto some bullets and go around to idiots' houses and shoot them repeatedly until they get it. The baby Jesus is weeping at your stupidity. Holy hell, even every1luvsboners above you got it right!
Marcelb 17
hell, even à dutch guy knows this. :P
TwoZeroOZ 2
Haha you two seriously can't see that banana buddy is making a joke? Wow, clueless.
DocBastard 40
A joke? What kind of joke? How is this any kind of joke? It isn't a pun, it isn't any kind of irony, and it isn't funny. If the original FML had to do with grammar, I could see how making two different grammatical errors could be seen as amusing, but this just isn't the case. So the only joke here is that your pathetic brain found his comment funny.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Why would you assume I thought it was funny? Assumptions are usually the mark of the unintelligent.
DocBastard 40
I never assumed anything. You said he was making a joke and called me clueless for not seeing that, thereby implying that you DID see it. I wasn't assuming, I was inferring. There's a big difference, and if you don't see that, then you are the clueless one here.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Oh I get it, you're a troll. Nice work, had me thinking you were an idiot this whole time.
DocBastard 40
TwoZero, why don't you go crawl back under the rock under which you've been hiding. You sounded a lot better from over where nobody could hear the diarrhea escaping your mouth.
TwoZeroOZ 2
I think DocBastard probably just got cheated on
Cinn_fml 23
Are you sure you're arguing the same thing was a joke? Either way, Doc's right, be consisted in your abbreviations (or as he put it; grammatical errors) or you just look silly. And cheating isn't a joke, though I think Banana_buddy might've been trying to make one.
DocBastard 40
TwoZero, I think my loving, beautiful wife is pregnant with my second child, and before you try to make some lame "are you sure it's yours?" joke, Cinn is right - cheating isn't funny. You're making yourself look more and more foolish with each successive response.
ashbear208 0
that's still cheating dumb ass!
TwoZeroOZ 2
Of course he was making a joke, Cinn, You'd have to be retarded not to realize that.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Doc, what did I just tell you about assumptions?
Cinn_fml 23
Twozero, when you've been around long enough you'll realise that there are people who'd say something like that as a serious remark. Either because they believe what they say, or because they're looking for a reaction. And did you really just try and convince someone, who you don't even know, that their wife might've cheated on them? Even if you meant it as a joke, that's not funny.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Cinn, that's true. But the way he said it made it obvious it was just a silly attempt at a joke. Kay, you're making yourself look foolish, please stop.
Cinn_fml 23
I see you've got your arsenal ready then, KaySL? :P TwoZero, don't mess with Kay, you'll get destroyed. Also, what joke did Doc make?
TwoZeroOZ 2
Kay, I have no reason to apologize to a rude arrogant ignoramous. Also, I hope you realize how much I'm degrading myself by even acknowledging someone like you.
Cinn_fml 23
You have no reason to apologise? I don't know what kind of world you think you live in, Twozero, but in the real world you do not imply that someone's partner is cheating on them as a joke when you don't know them that well. Not to mention that you threw in rude, arrogant, and ignoramus. I don't know why you felt the need to say that either.
DocBastard 40
Well, that didn't last long. Alas poor TwoZeroOZ, I knew him etc, etc. I guess the Mighty FML Deity got fed up with his rudeness. Thanks for jumping in, Cinn and KaySL. It's nice to know that you two ladies have my bac... Wait, what the hell? KaySL is a woman now?? MY WORLD IS CRUMBLING!!
Cinn_fml 23
I could've sworn it was set as a girl, and then to guy, and now back to girl... Am I losing my mind too? :P
TZO 0
You're absolutely right KaySL, being respectful on here is of utmost importance. But let's review, shall we? banana_buddy may have made a stupid joke, but that was no excuse for the vulgarities that DocBastard hurled; "Can I come to your house and beat correct grammar into your skull, or would that be too subtle? Maybe I need to etch "you're = you are" onto some bullets and go around to idiots houses and shoot them repeatedly until they get it. The baby Jesus is weeping at your stupidity" And of course, I, in my infinite rudeness, said "Wow, clueless." I am deeply ashamed of it. To which of course it was replied with "So the only joke here is that your pathetic brain found his comment funny." But still that doesn't come close to being called Clueless, right? I could go on, but I won't. KaySL, I'd like you to seriously ask yourself, "Was my opinion biased, based on the fact that I'm friends with someone here?". Unless you're incapable of objective thought, I'd think your answer would be Yes. I think anyone reading this would also agree. Going further with that, do you think someone who is incapable of separating their bias and emotions should be a moderator? I'm sure you'll think about moderating this comment so nobody else can see it, but that doesn't matter - I'm only trying to help you correct some flaws in your attitude.
Cinn_fml 23
...and you send them straight onto Sirin, right? :P And I thought I kept the ears hidden! :P
DocBastard 40
There's only one person in this thread who looks stupid, and he isn't around to defend himself. Plus, it isn't nice to speak ill of the dead. RIP, TZO. (The "P" stands for "perpetuity" here.)
iliketurdles 7
Wow, the power... It's amazing :D When I grow up I'm going to be just like Doc Bastard. Except the part where you sexually harass Kay.
DocBastard 40
Turdles - imagine what it would be like if I were actually a moderator. I don't think I could handle the power...overwhelming...
iliketurdles 7
What do you have to do be a moderator around here anyway? I feel like a hobbit searching for a powerful ring. PRECIOUZ!!
Sirin_fml 47
You have to be a soulless abomination feeding on the brains and despair of the innocent mortals. Oh, wait, that's just me.
DocBastard 40
...and cookies. Don't forget the cookies. Except for oatmeal raisin. ******* oatmeal raisin.
SanpakuEyes 18
DocB, you are splendiferousness smothered in awesome sauce and topped with fabulicious greatnicity! P.S. Your little girl is totally adorable! :)
DocBastard 40
Wow...thanks and thanks. :) I'm not sure I deserve all that, but I'll certainly accept it graciously. *deep bow*
iliketurdles 7
Groupie *****. *jealous*
IceCreamm_fml 14
lpl
punsoh 1
LOL @ the fragile egos of this little clique.
ghm1234 0
it's still cheating!!
Matix24 0
so I guess he won't mind coming home to u with a coupla cocks up ya???
logcabin69 0
ha seriously!
naximus93 0
I can't believe you actually paid someone to put that awful creation on your back.
sexycountrygirl0 0
hahahah
Doortje 30
It's true, a monogamous relationship is soooo 2009.
Doortje 30
I'm starting to build a reputation? Nice ;)
phoebeast 0
time to get a new fiancé
EpicOrange 0
You deserve it. Isn't this something you have to discuss before getting engaged in a relationship? At least, he didn't tell you this after marriage. You can still dump him :)
TwoZeroOZ 2
By sleeping with someone else and see what he says.
lekiat 0
I hope you're calling off the wedding
prinzess_fml 25
or to confess
Sparx1_1 16
Douche bags think it's ok to cheat. Real men (and women) know better.
White_Fury 0
THANK YOU! What is with all of these people saying it is okay as long as you aren't caught? Cheating is wrong. Period. Otherwise it wouldn't be called cheating.
RedPillSucks 33
That's his way of giving you the green light. Let him know that you've seriously considered what he said and have decided to marry the person you've been cheating on him with. Invite him to the wedding and let him know that you expect a really expensive gift because, you know, everybody does it.