MrAries
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Porter, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty mind
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Anonymous
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One track mind
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
exhausted without relief
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Bang one out
Today, I’ve been so stressed out lately about my health and mounting bills that my insomnia has returned with vengeance. I thought I’d masturbate to help get some relief, but turns out I’m too tired to even do the deed. Too exhausted to release, but my brain still won’t let me sleep. FML
Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
bonehead69
Taylorville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick as rainbows
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
zingle af
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Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Unwanted
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Morning glory
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Oh, sweet Sleep. You have evaded me for so long, and my desire for you has overwhelmed my faculties. I can only hope that my indecent but uncontrollable reaction to your proximity bears you no offense.
CaptainCrow 13
Melatonin. It is a godsend
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Comments (33)
izzajaneful 24
I feel like this often.
StarDust5921 16
Go give your pillow some head dude!
cocoapuffs4life 21
lol! i guess your body really knows what it wants!
trucker2 33
You wake up with morning wood, and I assume you went to sleep with the drift wood...
olleekenberg 20
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