Today, a co-worker asked me what meat we use for the drumsticks. We work in a chicken factory. This co-worker also thought that spreading out the chicken wings more evenly in the tray would increase the overall weight of the product. FML
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Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
Today, two of my coworkers broke the dishwasher. They ran a fully cooked rotisserie chicken through it multiple times until the meat disintegrated off its bones, just to 'see what would happen'. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she gave me a really long recipe and said, "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic." I work at Starbucks. FML
Today, while working the Sunday rush at the deli, I held up a piece of ham to a blind customer and asked him if it was thick enough. FML
Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, we ran out of disposable gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML
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Miss_080 21
Ask the coworker what is heavier... a kg of cotton wool or a kg of rocks? I'm sure they'll give you a worthwhile answer you can share with all of us ;)
Earths_Venus 25
I want to scream at her Gordon-Ramsey style until she gets it. "What are you?" "An idiot sandwich!"
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chirstinap325 23
How do you... I don't even understand her train of thought...? How'd she get the job? At least it's amusing, right?
RichardPencil 32
A chicken factory is not the first place you'd go to find a lot of valedictorians, if you know what I mean.
sparkynobe 14
Sadly even people like myself with uni degrees and other qualifications still end up working in a factory due to lack of jobs and/or still needing to pay the bills while studying etc. It's a nightmare though as there are soooo many special kinds of stupid working there haha. But I really do wonder how this guy got a job....
Laphog 17
Your co-worker sounds like a real ******* turkey.
RichardPencil 32
It's peeeeeeople!!!! Drumsticks are made out of people!!!
Tripartita 45
What an absolute moron! How could they not know drumsticks contain actual drumsticks? Like, a good question might've been: "How do the drumsticks get so tender?"
Earths_Venus 25
I want to scream at her Gordon-Ramsey style until she gets it. "What are you?" "An idiot sandwich!"
jay_south 19
We use the flesh of coworkers who ask stupid questions. Your name just went a few places higher.
sparkynobe 14
I think I have an answer to this co-workers lack of common sense... I found out today that he has been caught driving under the influence of drugs and appeared in court today and the idiot has been going around telling everyone at work. So I think we've seen the last of him haha. It was an entertaining 2 weeks :'D
Miss_080 21
Ask the coworker what is heavier... a kg of cotton wool or a kg of rocks? I'm sure they'll give you a worthwhile answer you can share with all of us ;)